dr. badwrench's definitions

power 'stache

A large and/or powerful moustache. A moustache to be feared.

bearers of the power 'stache include:

Jamie Hyneman
Yosemite Sam
Wilford Brimley
Sam Elliot
Tom Selleck
Dennis Gage from My Classic Car

Kurt Russel in Tombstone, now that's a power 'stache.

by Dr. Badwrench January 15, 2007

nut buster

An improvised grenade made of a shotgun shell inserted into a length of tubing (cardboard, plastic, or thin aluminum) with fins attached to the other end, and a marble or ball bearing taped over the primer. The nut buster is thrown into the air and lands on the marble, firing the shell and spraying the area with shot.

During the riot, two men threw nut busters into the crowd

by Dr. Badwrench September 28, 2008

slow elk

Free-range cattle when considered a "game animal", often poached by radical environmentalists is the western US.

Slow elk was the only meat on the hoof I've seen in two weeks, so I'll be in steaks a while.

by Dr. Badwrench May 3, 2008

assal

Of or pertaining to the ass in its entirety.

Anal is to anus as assal is to ass

Assal horizontology

by Dr. Badwrench December 18, 2008

smokewrench

An oxyacetylene cutting torch

Gimme the smokewrench, this fuckin' U-bolt is rusted solid.

by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006

blue tip wrench

oxyacetylene cutting torch

"blue tip" from the blue torch flame
"wrench" for the tool's versatility and the speed at which it can be used to disassemble damn near anything

A favorite of "redneck engineers"

Also called a smokewrench

Fuck! The damn bolt's froze solid! Gimme the blue tip wrench, I'll get that fucker loose!

by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006

necrochondriac

A goth, vampire wannabe or other fake undead wanker

necro = dead
chondriac - from hypochondriac

One who prettends they are dead, to the point of belief.

Characterized by dark clothing, white face makeup with black lipstick and eye makeup, usually sporting cross or wannabe satanic jewelry, coffin-themed acessories, etc.

Look at those Ann Rice-loving tossers! Bunch of necrochondriac fucks! HEY! You're not black sheep, you're sheep in black!

by Dr. Badwrench July 11, 2006