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A title bestowed upon one who is drunk and passed out on the floor, like they are piloting the carpet.
by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006
Get the Captain of the Carpet Ship mug.Those tall jar candles with the bizarre, often gruesome, Catholic iconography on the outside of the jar. Usually found at Mexican markets, religious gift stores, and the ethnic food section at the supermarket.
Shop 'n' Rob in Bay Point has a great selection of pickled Jesus candles.
No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.
No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.
by Dr. Badwrench July 12, 2007
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Get the franistan mug.An improvised grenade made of a shotgun shell inserted into a length of tubing (cardboard, plastic, or thin aluminum) with fins attached to the other end, and a marble or ball bearing taped over the primer. The nut buster is thrown into the air and lands on the marble, firing the shell and spraying the area with shot.
by Dr. Badwrench September 28, 2008
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by Dr. Badwrench May 3, 2008
Get the slow elk mug.A large and/or powerful moustache. A moustache to be feared.
bearers of the power 'stache include:
Jamie Hyneman
Yosemite Sam
Wilford Brimley
Sam Elliot
Tom Selleck
Dennis Gage from My Classic Car
bearers of the power 'stache include:
Jamie Hyneman
Yosemite Sam
Wilford Brimley
Sam Elliot
Tom Selleck
Dennis Gage from My Classic Car
by Dr. Badwrench January 15, 2007
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by Dr. Badwrench March 29, 2008
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