dr. badwrench's definitions

blue tip wrench

oxyacetylene cutting torch

"blue tip" from the blue torch flame
"wrench" for the tool's versatility and the speed at which it can be used to disassemble damn near anything

A favorite of "redneck engineers"

Also called a smokewrench

Fuck! The damn bolt's froze solid! Gimme the blue tip wrench, I'll get that fucker loose!

by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006

smokewrench

An oxyacetylene cutting torch

Gimme the smokewrench, this fuckin' U-bolt is rusted solid.

by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006

assal

Of or pertaining to the ass in its entirety.

Anal is to anus as assal is to ass

Assal horizontology

by Dr. Badwrench December 18, 2008

false Jerry

A Jerry Garcia look-alike. Doesn't have to be grey-haired and bearded, but from any era of Jerry.

I saw a false Jerry at the market, but he was like '66 Jerry, with big muttonchops.

by Dr. Badwrench May 26, 2008

brownie film

toilet paper, especially cheap one-ply

We need another roll of brownie film in the shitter!

by Dr. Badwrench June 25, 2006

skel

A street person, homeless or bum, especially a beggar or revolting vagrant. From the Dutch "skelder", to cheat. Usage more common on the East Coast.

Some fuckin' skel shit on my front stoop! Buncha fuckin' savages!

by Dr. Badwrench July 15, 2007

French key

European slang for a Crescent wrench.

I need the damn French Key, this socket is too big.

by Dr. Badwrench September 25, 2008