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A title bestowed upon one who is drunk and passed out on the floor, like they are piloting the carpet.
by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006
Get the Captain of the Carpet Ship mug.Any object, such as a rock, stick, shoe or butterknife used as an emergency or field-expedient tool. From the old TV series "Then Came Bronson" when Bronson (Michael Parks) uses a rock to pound dents out of his bike's fender and gas tank.
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Get the goofer dust mug.A robbery scam where a woman poses as a prostitute and lures the john/mark into a room. When they are in bed, the woman's male partner rushes in, usually brandishing a gun and posing as a jealous husband or jilted lover. The mark leaves in a hurry, without his clothes or valuables. The perpetrators, or "Murphy artists" collect their loot and escape.
A similar version was used in the movie Porky's as a prank involving a black guy with a machete, chasing the naked crew into the woods.
A similar version was used in the movie Porky's as a prank involving a black guy with a machete, chasing the naked crew into the woods.
by Dr. Badwrench February 22, 2008
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Get the wooden music mug.Of or pertaining to the ass in its entirety.
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