dr. badwrench's definitions

assal

Of or pertaining to the ass in its entirety.

Anal is to anus as assal is to ass

Assal horizontology

by Dr. Badwrench December 18, 2008

blue tip wrench

oxyacetylene cutting torch

"blue tip" from the blue torch flame
"wrench" for the tool's versatility and the speed at which it can be used to disassemble damn near anything

A favorite of "redneck engineers"

Also called a smokewrench

Fuck! The damn bolt's froze solid! Gimme the blue tip wrench, I'll get that fucker loose!

by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006

crimmus

Du day uh da berf uh Jeebus

Merry Crimmus

I's got me a Escalade wit' Dubs fo' Crimmus

by Dr. Badwrench January 2, 2008

dittybop

A radio operator, usually military or HAM. From the sounds of transmitted Morse code.

Bob was a Navy dittybop.

by Dr. Badwrench April 16, 2008

goofer dust

Graveyard dirt, a powerful ingredient in hoodoo conjures, charms and mojo.

If you want someone to go away, sprinkle goofer dust in their footprints

by Dr. Badwrench June 27, 2006

franistan

A fictitious or unknown auto part.

Well, your franistan housing is cracked. We're looking at about $1500 total, parts and labor.

by Dr. Badwrench July 14, 2007

Jeez hands

The arms-extended-upwards palms-facing-out and swaying side-to-side or hopping up-and-down dance done by fervent Christians while in church. Usually seen in more fundamentalist/evangelical churches and "Songs4Worship" commercials. The religious version of jazz hands

What's with that Jeez hands dance they're doing?

That's why Baptists don;t have sex standing up. It leads to dancing.

by Dr. Badwrench December 15, 2008