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Dick Stick

Covering a mans penis with chocolate syrup, finding a way to freeze it, and then having mad regular or doggy sex. Afterwards,the chocolate will melt, and the male will eat it out of the pussy or asshole.
They're serving dick sticks at the porn shop.
by DR December 17, 2004
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Opposition Defiant Disorder

A "disorder" found in kids (mostly). Here are the symptoms:

# often loses temper
# often argues with adults
# often actively defies or refuses to comply with adults' requests or rules
# often deliberately annoys people
# often blames others for his or her mistakes or misbehavior
# is often touchy or easily annoyed by others
# is often angry and resentful
# is often spiteful or vindictive

Pft! It's not a disorder, just bad parenting.
OMG! Honey, look at this article on ODD! It turns out our little obnoxious shit, Billy, is actually THE VICTIM here; of a horrible disorder! Poor Billy!! :\
by DR January 27, 2005
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(=EO3=)

<DR> (=EO3=)
<Viper> AHHHH!!!1 MY EYES!
by DR February 10, 2005
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Molotov everything

The solution for any problem. Originated on the totse.com Bad Ideas forum.
Totse Poster 1: ..Blah blah... So, what should I do now?
Totse Poster 2: MOLOTOV EVERYTHING!!!
by DR February 11, 2005
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¬_¬

The single greatest thing it is possible to do with a keyboard. Wonderfully insincere.
*Insert In-joke here*

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by DR February 24, 2005
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Snoopy

Probably one of totse.com's most badass moderators.
'Snoopy locked my thread because I was a moron.'
by dr March 1, 2005
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stretch marks

Stretch marks Look likes scars/or veins,
When they first appear they are red and purple and can be engraved indented, stretch marks will fade out with time,

They are Caused from pregnancy/with sudden growth sperts and when repid weight loss Or gain occurs, basically they appear when there is not enough skin, or to much skin, for your weight!

Stretch marks are like scars in the respect that they will never completely disappear,
Things like bio-oil and coco nut oil do help fade them,

The only stretch marks that can be removed are the ones on the stomach, They can be removed with a tummy tuck,
The ones on your breats can be removed with a breast reduction or breast lift/ and on the ones on arms may me amendable, but will leave severe scaring from the operation
Stretch marks can appear - On the abdominal/ hips / behind the knees/ on arms/ ass and breats!

Also if you are a normal weight and havent had a sudden change in body shape or anything, see your dr and ask for a blood test to make sure your stretch marks arent appearing because of something to do with your hormons,

Go to the dr now befor you get anymore


To all the women out there Don't worry they do fade!!!
by Dr May 5, 2004
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