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one who drinks excessively while at work and manages to show up at all partys even though he cannot drive. usually owns a black two door chevrolet with winted tindows and a 3.1 ohv. also know as quascock, bitchcock or hitchcock.
sweet party, but when the hell did switchcock get here.

my grandmothers car has been in my driveway for two years, therefore she is a switchcock.
by dr dipstick December 4, 2007
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the pilot of an early 90s 6 cylinder pontiac, (sometimes reffered to as a firechicken, tiredbird, or simply "da 3.1).

he can usually be seen tearing up main ave drinking the beast with his t tops down and serious satelite radio floored. must be nice to have satelite radio...

a sluus joins an elite squad of proud 3.1 owners including a switchcock
"id dat sluus down dea"
by dr dipstick December 5, 2007
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