downstrike's definitions

capital offense

1. Literally, a crime punishable by death.

2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.

You'd think I committed a capital offense when I forgot to call.

by Downstrike September 26, 2004

moralphobia

The irrational insecurity felt by moralphobes; people living alternative lifestyles who realize that others find their lifestyles morally repugnant. Usual symptoms include retaliatory labeling with words such as homophobia and intolerance, and duh-weebish abuse of the recommend for deletion link.

The predictable political, (see politics), moralphobic response is to curb free speech and promote intolerance of the expression of moral values dissenting from their own.

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

bagyerface

Valspeak for, so ugly you wish they'd put a bag over their face.

Ohmygod! He is so bagyerface!

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

American Graffiti

George Lucas' first successful film.

The TV series Happy Days was a spin-off from American Graffiti.

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

Calistoga

The best domestically produced mineral water, much better than Perrier or that Italian stuff. Like some of the other better things there are to drink, it comes from the geothermal region of California's Wine Country.

Their regular, non-sparkling spring water is just re-branded Arrowhead water, which is the result of both Calistoga and Arrowhead having been bought out by Nestlé.

If you must have mineral water that's better than Calistoga, get Topo Chico from Mexico.

by Downstrike October 24, 2004

blood-sucking

adj. Parasitical. See also, blood-sucker.

Blooding-sucking Hellay suct northern California dry through the California Aquesuct.

by Downstrike December 24, 2004

blowed your doors off

See blow your doors off.

See blow your doors off for example.

by Downstrike May 30, 2004