400 definitions by downstrike

A comical, or at least absurd, definition. Such a definition makes sense from some facetious or offensive point of view.
Calling the Rolling Stones a landslide would be a daffynition.

Many of the UrbanDictionary defintions about alternative lifestyles, politics, and religion are daffynitions.

Daffynitions are the basis for many common euphemisms.
by Downstrike May 23, 2004
Lower case:

1. to intrude into matters that are none of your business.

2. (colloquial) Meddle (off): Mind your own business.

Capitalized:

3. An album by Pink Floyd, in which the conception of New Age Music can be heard. See also, Atom Heart Mother and Wish You Were Here.
1. Go meddle in someone else's business.

2. Meddle off, duh-weeb!

3. Meddle was Pink Floyd's seventh album.
by Downstrike May 29, 2004
How to fly. See flight and flying.
To fly, you'll need to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Difficulty arises because if one is truly trying properly to throw themselves at the ground and fails to miss, chances are that one will fail to miss the ground quite hard.
by Downstrike May 23, 2004
Otherwise unnecessary verbiage added in order to confuse the listener, such as using a double negative to make a statement mean the opposite of what it would otherwise mean. See also, doublespeak.
"I didn't say I would not do it; I said I wouldn't not do it."

"That's double talk!"
by Downstrike June 05, 2004
Excuse me, but if I don't get to the restroom, there's going to be a mess.
See shit happens.

Woodjoo move? I gotta go!
by Downstrike September 09, 2004
Paraphernalia associated with customs, rituals, and holidays.
Fertility symbols such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white are appropriate trappings for Easter if you bear in mind that Easter is a pagan godess of fertility.
by Downstrike May 24, 2004
A one-word oxymoron, when it comes to the profession called "legal".
by Downstrike September 13, 2004
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