1 definition by douchebag917

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1. the tool used to clean a female, well.. you know.

2. a name called to people are being extremly gay or retarted at times.
"Before we have sex honey, I would prefer to douche myself." quoted the skank hoe.

"Your such a douche bag baby! Lets just fuck and get it over with!" cried Bob, tied to the bed unwillingly.
by douchebag917 October 12, 2004

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