1. He could smell the standemonium as soon as he stepped into the Town Meeting Hall Pre-Meeting Mixer
2. This gathering will require at least a small amount of standemonium in order to keep our audience awake
3. William could not understand the sweeping standemonium in announcing 17 new flavors of the same operating system at Yawnfest3000
2. This gathering will require at least a small amount of standemonium in order to keep our audience awake
3. William could not understand the sweeping standemonium in announcing 17 new flavors of the same operating system at Yawnfest3000
by dorkusmaximus May 01, 2011
Get the standemoniummug. A contraction of "urban" and "bandaid".
1) The shortsighted fix or cheap update of an urban icon to make it appear in better condition than it really is.
1) The shortsighted fix or cheap update of an urban icon to make it appear in better condition than it really is.
1) The city council decided on the urbandaid of a new coat of paint on the dilapidated park restrooms, rather than fix the broken plumbing and leaky roofs.
by dorkusmaximus February 18, 2010
Get the urbandaidmug. 1) a contraction of "almost" and "moist"
2) a state of hydration not quite reaching a level of what one would consider "moist", but not exactly dry either
2) a state of hydration not quite reaching a level of what one would consider "moist", but not exactly dry either
1.a) "The carrot cake was a tad almoist, but still tasty"
1.b) "That dirty martini was almoist perfect - I need another"
2) "Freddy's kisses left her almoist, while Armando's kisses made her wet"
1.b) "That dirty martini was almoist perfect - I need another"
2) "Freddy's kisses left her almoist, while Armando's kisses made her wet"
by dorkusmaximus June 16, 2009
Get the almoistmug. 1. Contraction of 'oceanic' and 'shenanigans'.
2. Hijinx on the High Seas
3. A prank of an aquatic nature
2. Hijinx on the High Seas
3. A prank of an aquatic nature
Carol's oceananigans in changing the suite number on Bob was justified after Bob comparing the Captain's wife with a tugboat.
by dorkusmaximus May 01, 2011
Get the oceananigansmug. The respect Rush fans show amongst folk with a love and deep understanding of the lyrical and general badass nature of the progressive rock band Rush.
(A shout out to Alpo for the inspiration for this one...)
(A shout out to Alpo for the inspiration for this one...)
by dorkusmaximus November 10, 2011
Get the Rushpectmug. n. (tehk-no-FOR-ee-ah)
The high you get from purchasing the latestt and greatest high tech gadget.
(A shout out to the Spyentist who helped me engineer this.)
The high you get from purchasing the latestt and greatest high tech gadget.
(A shout out to the Spyentist who helped me engineer this.)
by dorkusmaximus November 02, 2011
Get the technophoriamug. 1) A gleevil grin spread across his face as he thought about eating the last piece of pie without asking.
2) She gleevilly went about her business, happily crushing men's souls like paper cups.
3) The cat's gleevil demeanor concerned the old man - was Whiskers really trying to bump him off for the inheritance?
2) She gleevilly went about her business, happily crushing men's souls like paper cups.
3) The cat's gleevil demeanor concerned the old man - was Whiskers really trying to bump him off for the inheritance?
by dorkusmaximus March 03, 2009
Get the gleevilmug.