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3 definitions by donkey81

 
1.
Abnormally slow, apathetic human movement.
It took an hour to clean the boat because Dave was moving at percy-speed.
by Donkey81 February 25, 2008
 
2.
a momentous tragic event involving unintentional destruction of property ranging from extreme misfortune to utter ruin.
see: percy-damage
A percy-storm sunk the boat.
by donkey81 April 08, 2008
 
3.
Inherent, unintentional physical damage to property caused by Percy; damage estimated at an average of $4.99 per hour, or 8.3 cents per minute. Most likely to occur between Friday 5pm through Sunday 6am. See also percy-storm.
Percy-damage this week included two broken glasses and a poker table.
by donkey81 April 07, 2008