donkey's definitions

Pink Sock

Withdraw so fast (from the back side and often times without lubrication) that what is pulled out looks like a rolled up pink sock. Also known as an inverted starfish.

Dude, the donkey punch didn't knock her out like you said it would; instead she bucked me off so hard that she she gave herself a "pink sock."

by Donkey May 27, 2004

Dippity-Doo

Sticking a chicks head in the toilet and constantly flushing, by depressing the handle with your left foot (until she begs you for a chili dog) while your balls deep. Also known as brooksn'

She had an attitude when I got home, but a quick trip to the bathroom and a "dippity-doo" had her singing a new tune

by Donkey May 27, 2004

frelmet

someone who was born with freckles on the end of their knob

God damn man, youve got a frelmet

by donkey June 6, 2004

Softshell Crab Sandwich

(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.

Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.

by Donkey June 16, 2004

spam castanets

Sagging vaginal lips. See also Beef Curtain.

She sure knows how to play the spam castanets.

by donkey April 15, 2004