donh's definitions

farting lumps

Unintentionally passing some small turds while intentionally passing gas

Aw, man! I just farted some lumps!

by DonH October 2, 2003

Media manipulation

Calling Clinton a draft-dodger for getting a college deferment, while ignoring the fact that Dubya pulled strings to get himself past thousands of other people on the waiting list for the Texas Air National Guard after scoring in the 25th percentile on his flight test.

With enough media manipulation, people might actually think Governer Bush can find Canada on a map.

by DonH October 2, 2003

Porsche

How real car guys pronounce the brand name of 911s and Boxters

How could Porsche drop its Le Mans program to build a goddam truck???

by DonH October 2, 2003

Stinkpad

A portable (laptop) computer manufactured by IBM.

You mean they're trashing my Dell and giving me a goddam Stinkpad?

by DonH October 21, 2003