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11 definitions by donh

 
1.
A visionary, a real musician, and one damn fine guitarist. Frank didn't give a damn about musical labels or conventions. He collaborated with everyone from Flo & Eddy to George Duke to Tuvian Throat Singers. He was also the first to realize that dental floss was an important cash crop to the state of Montana.
Frank Zappa was a genius
by DonH October 03, 2003
 
2.
America Online
He was too stupid to use a real ISP, so he got the Internet for Dummies
by DonH October 02, 2003
 
3.
How real car guys pronounce the brand name of 911s and Boxters
How could Porsche drop its Le Mans program to build a goddam truck???
by DonH October 02, 2003
 
4.
Unintentionally passing some small turds while intentionally passing gas
Aw, man! I just farted some lumps!
by DonH October 02, 2003
 
5.
A condition in which a man's scrotum (i.e. balls) itch incessantly as he desperately tries to scratch in some subtle but effective way.
Sorry, dear, but I got jock itch that won't quit
by DonH October 07, 2003
 
6.
Short for Arthur Penhallow, a 900-year-old disk jocky on Detroit's WRIF
Arthur P was on the evening drive time radio before White people were in America
by DonH October 03, 2003
 
7.
To die
My old car decided to walk toward the light last week
by DonH October 02, 2003