jock itch

A condition in which a man's scrotum (i.e. balls) itch incessantly as he desperately tries to scratch in some subtle but effective way.

Sorry, dear, but I got jock itch that won't quit

by DonH October 07, 2003

farting lumps

Unintentionally passing some small turds while intentionally passing gas

by DonH October 02, 2003

A portable (laptop) computer manufactured by IBM.

You mean they're trashing my Dell and giving me a goddam Stinkpad?

by DonH October 21, 2003

How real car guys pronounce the brand name of 911s and Boxters

How could Porsche drop its Le Mans program to build a goddam truck???

by DonH October 02, 2003

He was too stupid to use a real ISP, so he got the Internet for Dummies

by DonH October 02, 2003

Todd Rundgrin's old band - like anyone cares

My Utopia album is older than my kid's English teacher.

by DonH October 02, 2003

Short for Arthur Penhallow, a 900-year-old disk jocky on Detroit's WRIF

Arthur P was on the evening drive time radio before White people were in America

by DonH October 03, 2003