Definitions by donh

Stinkpad 

A portable (laptop) computer manufactured by IBM.

You mean they're trashing my Dell and giving me a goddam Stinkpad?

Stinkpad by DonH October 21, 2003

jock itch 

A condition in which a man's scrotum (i.e. balls) itch incessantly as he desperately tries to scratch in some subtle but effective way.

Sorry, dear, but I got jock itch that won't quit

jock itch by DonH October 7, 2003

Frank Zappa 

A visionary, a real musician, and one damn fine guitarist. Frank didn't give a damn about musical labels or conventions. He collaborated with everyone from Flo & Eddy to George Duke to Tuvian Throat Singers. He was also the first to realize that dental floss was an important cash crop to the state of Montana.

Frank Zappa was a genius

Frank Zappa by DonH October 3, 2003

Arthur P 

Short for Arthur Penhallow, a 900-year-old disk jocky on Detroit's WRIF

Arthur P was on the evening drive time radio before White people were in America

Arthur P by DonH October 3, 2003

walk toward the light

To die

My old car decided to walk toward the light last week

walk toward the light by DonH October 2, 2003

Internet for Dummies

America Online

He was too stupid to use a real ISP, so he got the Internet for Dummies

Internet for Dummies by DonH October 2, 2003

Wintendo 

Windows 95, 98, or ME

He finally ditched his Wintendo and got a real operating system.

Wintendo by DonH October 2, 2003