dolphin_x's definitions

anime

1. Insipidly saccharine and intellectually insulting animation shows (also referred to as anime by the nerd elite) originally tailored for young Japanese children that are now worshipped by a disquietingly large number of primarily white American basement dwelling geeks (see wordWapanese/word)

2. The primary form of visual entertainment for the wordWapanese/word; these repressed and socially stunted individuals vent their sexual frustrations by furiously masturbating to the images of cat and elfgirl titty shots that are all to common in today’s most popular Anime series.

Wapanese losers piddle away their minimum wage earnings on copious amounts of Anime DVDs at the expense of decent clothing and basic hygiene products.

by Dolphin_X April 5, 2003

jolt cola

a caffeine-enhanced cola beverage that perks up those who are too limp-wristed for a stout pitcher of black coffee

Little Billy drinks "Jolt Cola" for a caffeine boost since he can't handle the "bitter" taste of coffee.

by Dolphin_X April 15, 2003

Craigslift

The process by which a malicious person lists their rival's private residence or other property on Craigslist as being "free for the taking", resulting in a swarming mob of freebie-seeking Craigslist users descending upon the residence or other property, grabbing anything not bolted to the ground, and absconding with the ill-gotten gains. This highly illegal act is usually orchestrated when the intended victim is absent for a substantial period of time.

Oh snap! My house has been stripped to the frame and my car and motorcycle are gone! Don't tell me I've been Craigslifted again!

by Dolphin_X March 24, 2008

NO YUO

An "elite speak" bastardization of the phrase "no, you." Coined by "Audio_Drivel" of unofficial #arstechnica infamy

DasBub: why don't you shut up?
Dolphin_X: NO YUO

by Dolphin_X April 2, 2003

flivver

A 1930s (Great Depression era) slang term for a old, dilapidated, and/or otherwise ragged-out automobiles; appears commony in 1930s literature like Jack Conroy's "The Disinherited."

City dwelling victims of the Great Depression piled all their posessions into their flivvers and set out west in search of work.

by Dolphin_X April 24, 2003

shitkicker

A lower class white person who hails from a rural area

All of Hicksville's shitkickers gathered at the rodeo arena on Saturday nights.

by Dolphin_X April 3, 2003

The Gobs

The all-knowing, all-awking deities of the polytheistic wordgrackle/word religion

Praise The Gobs

by Dolphin_X March 30, 2003