15 definitions by dolphin_x

Originally coined by Alex Linder of VNN fame, the term USAble disparagingly denotes United States citizenship while simultaneously implying that the individual to whom the term is applied allows themselves to be “used” for nefarious purposes contrary to their immediate interests as an autonomous human being.

While most USAbles are mere dupes, a minority of die-hards who truly believe government agitprop offer themselves up with utmost glee, so that they can be “shaped” and used up, like any other expendable commodity, by government institutions like public schools and the many branches of the military. To the government who commands them, the USAble is tossable, not unlike a used, pre-moistened baby wipe or a sheet of single-ply toilet paper.

Prominent examples of USAbles include (but are not limited to) public school teachers, U.S. military personnel, and adherents to contemporary evangelical Christianity. USAbles often spend inordinate amounts of time containing the cognitively dissonant thoughts that their relationship with the government may foster.

Although the USAble may experience temporary gains from entering into USAble-style relationships with the government, the ultimate endpoint of this type of relationship always results in unidirectional benefits, with the government being the sole beneficiary of said relationships. USAbles in the military frequently meet with combat-related dismemberment or even death while attempting to wheedle pittances like “college money” from the government they chose to serve.
I hope those mercenary-minded USAbles trudging around in Iraq come back with their writing hands intact; putting that “college money” to good use is going to be kind of hard if their arms have been reduced to twitching nubs by improvised explosive devices!
by Dolphin_X September 22, 2006
what menial, manual laborers are called in the oil & gas industry; also known as "rough necks"
High school drop-outs and other various and sundry dumbasses frequently find themselves "ruffnecking" in the ample oil and gas fields of North Central Texas.
by Dolphin_X February 20, 2004
French derogatory slang for the English
The smelly frog caled me a 'roastbeef.'
by Dolphin_X April 03, 2003
Standard unit of currency within the grackle community.
May The Gobs shower you with many a bark piece.
by Dolphin_X March 30, 2003
a caffeine-enhanced cola beverage that perks up those who are too limp-wristed for a stout pitcher of black coffee
Little Billy drinks "Jolt Cola" for a caffeine boost since he can't handle the "bitter" taste of coffee.
by Dolphin_X April 15, 2003
The all-knowing, all-awking deities of the polytheistic grackle religion
Praise The Gobs
by Dolphin_X March 30, 2003
1. Insipidly saccharine and intellectually insulting animation shows (also referred to as anime by the nerd elite) originally tailored for young Japanese children that are now worshipped by a disquietingly large number of primarily white American basement dwelling geeks (see Wapanese)

2. The primary form of visual entertainment for the Wapanese; these repressed and socially stunted individuals vent their sexual frustrations by furiously masturbating to the images of cat and elfgirl titty shots that are all to common in today’s most popular Anime series.
Wapanese losers piddle away their minimum wage earnings on copious amounts of Anime DVDs at the expense of decent clothing and basic hygiene products.
by Dolphin_X April 05, 2003

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