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Foaty

Proper way to pronounce forty.
Used to reference a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor, though any bottle of this size is technically a foaty, regardless of its content.
Yo nigga, pass me that weed and a couple of foaties.
by doktorfunk January 7, 2005
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Dick Nixon

Richard Nixon.

Since the name Dick has come to be more commonly used as slang for a penis, to say 'Dick Nixon' when referring to the man is sometimes intentionally irreverent or insulting.

Also used as a reference to the penis.
by doktorfunk October 5, 2005
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MR F

Rita, you're a real MR F.

Why thank you!
by doktorfunk November 8, 2005
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bacardi razz

Rape in a bottle
35% liquor, but tastes like juice. Chicks drink a ton and get drunk without realizing it, allowing youg men to take them home.
The girl at the office party got so drunk off of bacardi Razz and then her boss took her in the back room and helped her "file some papers".
by doktorfunk December 1, 2005
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flying v

A joint that contains marijuana and salvia divinorum.

Generally, salvia is more potent from a bong, or at least a pipe, but the flying V gives a nice, somewhat trippy buzz.
"Bro, you want to smoke this joint?"
"Nah man, let's smoke some salvia."
"How about we roll us a fat flying V?"
"Definately"
by doktorfunk September 29, 2005
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hard drive

Man, New York to Los Angeles was a real hard drive.
by Doktorfunk January 17, 2007
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half quarter

Typically, Canadian slang referring to 3.5 grams of marihuana. The term stems from the divisions of an ounce of the drug:
Start with 1 oz.
Split in half and you have a half-ounce
Split in half again and you have a quarter ounce.
Split again and you get an eighth ounce in the USA, and a half-quarter in Canada.

Generally sells for 25 dollars CDN, though this can vary greatly from region to region and depends greatly on quality, sometimes going as high as 35 dollars and as low as 15 dollars.
American: How much for an eigth?
Dealer: It's cheap, forty dollars.
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Canadaian: How much for a half quarter?
Dealer: It's expensive, 30 dollars.
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The moral? Canadian bud is better and cheaper. :)
by doktorfunk July 10, 2005
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