doktorfunk's definitions

bacardi razz

Rape in a bottle
35% liquor, but tastes like juice. Chicks drink a ton and get drunk without realizing it, allowing youg men to take them home.

The girl at the office party got so drunk off of bacardi Razz and then her boss took her in the back room and helped her "file some papers".

by doktorfunk December 1, 2005

navigazing

As one might guess, the term is a portmanteau of the words navigate and gazing.

When you are navigazing, you are paying more attention to the environment around you than to where you are actually going. This state of being is generally useful when you have time to kill or simply enjoy looking at the world around you.

I was navigazing around and I totally wound up in Vegas.

by Doktorfunk June 20, 2006

jam

A party, hopefully with lots of free beer.

Cam: Eh man, you coming to that jam in the park tonight?

by doktorfunk September 18, 2005

ham show

The drunk girl at a party or bar. I don't mean she's had a few drinks, I mean she's HAMMERED. She stumbles around the bar, flashes people, tries to make out with fat guys, etc.

This term is derived from the ham in 'hammered', and the show she puts on.

Chris: Did you see that ham show last night? She tried to stick her tongue down my throat.

Dave: Yeah man, she was trying to get me to grab her boobs.

by doktorfunk September 26, 2005

druggy

Of or pertaining to drugs. NOT a person who uses said drugs. That would be a druggie.

Robert often likes to talk about druggy subjects. For this reason, we call him a druggie.

by Doktorfunk July 30, 2006

percy

Noun: Something that is yours; just for you.

Verb: To claim something as your own.

Example 1: "This is my percy umbrella"

Example 2: "I'm going to percy that pizza."

by Doktorfunk October 14, 2006

MR F

Mentally Retarded Female

Rita, you're a real MR F.

Why thank you!

by doktorfunk November 8, 2005