doktorfunk's definitions

subwoofing

Eating a submarine sandwich really fast.

I'm hungry, I need to do some subwoofing.

by Doktorfunk August 10, 2006

percy

Noun: Something that is yours; just for you.

Verb: To claim something as your own.

Example 1: "This is my percy umbrella"

Example 2: "I'm going to percy that pizza."

by Doktorfunk October 14, 2006

diggity splits

Quickly. If something is to be done in short order, philosophers refer to this as being done diggity splits.

"I need that money diggity splits, man"

by Doktorfunk October 14, 2006

Teenage Wasteland

Teenage Wasteland is a song written by Pete Townshend in 1971 for his LifeHouse project. Since the project wasn't completed back then, Townshend used parts of this song in his work with The Who, and parts of 'Teenage Wasteland' eventually became another song, Baba O'Reilly.

Excerpt from Teenage Wasteland:

"Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living
I don't need to fight to prove I'm right
And I don't need to be forgiven

My kids ain't gonna break my heart
My greed ain't gonna spoil their part
This life just has to be a new one
I'm gonna tan underneath a new sun

Don't cry, don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland"

by Doktorfunk September 6, 2005

candy flip

Noun: the combination of LSD and Ecstacy
Verb: to take such a combination

Ex1: What's that in my coffee? -- A candy flip!
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Ex2: Man I was candy flipping so hard I didn't know my own name.

by doktorfunk September 7, 2005

ham show

The drunk girl at a party or bar. I don't mean she's had a few drinks, I mean she's HAMMERED. She stumbles around the bar, flashes people, tries to make out with fat guys, etc.

This term is derived from the ham in 'hammered', and the show she puts on.

Chris: Did you see that ham show last night? She tried to stick her tongue down my throat.

Dave: Yeah man, she was trying to get me to grab her boobs.

by doktorfunk September 26, 2005

jam

A party, hopefully with lots of free beer.

Cam: Eh man, you coming to that jam in the park tonight?

by doktorfunk September 18, 2005