Definitions by doktorfunk
botanical hedonist
Pseudo-intelligent slang for 'pot head'
Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.
Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.
Tim's Father: Well, you know, I caught Tim smoking some marijuana the other day. It's been ages since I did it.
Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...
Tim's Father: Huh?
Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...
Tim's Father: Huh?
botanical hedonist by doktorfunk October 5, 2005
Dick Nixon
Richard Nixon.
Since the name Dick has come to be more commonly used as slang for a penis, to say 'Dick Nixon' when referring to the man is sometimes intentionally irreverent or insulting.
Also used as a reference to the penis.
Since the name Dick has come to be more commonly used as slang for a penis, to say 'Dick Nixon' when referring to the man is sometimes intentionally irreverent or insulting.
Also used as a reference to the penis.
Dick Nixon by doktorfunk October 5, 2005
ganjabreed
Used to describe a person or persons who are bred for ganja.
This is usually a compliment, and indicates that the recipient can handle smoking large amounts of marijuana without becoming an amusement for his friends.
This is usually a compliment, and indicates that the recipient can handle smoking large amounts of marijuana without becoming an amusement for his friends.
Steve: "Man, I'm like, so high, you know, it's like the world's just rotating around me, man"
Nick: "Ok, you're too high to smoke this next spliff, come on Bill"
Bill: "Alright ganjabreed, let's smoke that shit."
Nick: "Ok, you're too high to smoke this next spliff, come on Bill"
Bill: "Alright ganjabreed, let's smoke that shit."
ganjabreed by doktorfunk October 2, 2005
chute
A homemade device for smoking pot (AKA marijuana) that consists of a plastic bottle with the wide end cut off and a plastic bag attached in its place. Smoke is drawn in through the top using a bowl or foil paper while the user pulls the bag down allowing the device to fill with smoke. The user then removes the bowl from the top and proceeds to inhale the smoke contained.
Generally, this type of smoking apparatus is used by smokers who, for one reason or another (generally, youth or noobishness) does not posess skills in rolling joints or another smoking method (ie: pipe, bong)
This is also known as a lung
Generally, this type of smoking apparatus is used by smokers who, for one reason or another (generally, youth or noobishness) does not posess skills in rolling joints or another smoking method (ie: pipe, bong)
This is also known as a lung
14 year old: "Hey, you guys ever smoke POT?"
Other 14 year olds: "No..."
14 Year old: "Ok, let's smoke some out of my chute, watch out for the tin foil, it hurts your lungs after a while"
Other 14 year olds: "Oh boy!"
Other 14 year olds: "No..."
14 Year old: "Ok, let's smoke some out of my chute, watch out for the tin foil, it hurts your lungs after a while"
Other 14 year olds: "Oh boy!"
chute by doktorfunk September 30, 2005
flying v
A joint that contains marijuana and salvia divinorum.
Generally, salvia is more potent from a bong, or at least a pipe, but the flying V gives a nice, somewhat trippy buzz.
Generally, salvia is more potent from a bong, or at least a pipe, but the flying V gives a nice, somewhat trippy buzz.
"Bro, you want to smoke this joint?"
"Nah man, let's smoke some salvia."
"How about we roll us a fat flying V?"
"Definately"
"Nah man, let's smoke some salvia."
"How about we roll us a fat flying V?"
"Definately"
flying v by doktorfunk September 29, 2005
ham show
The drunk girl at a party or bar. I don't mean she's had a few drinks, I mean she's HAMMERED. She stumbles around the bar, flashes people, tries to make out with fat guys, etc.
This term is derived from the ham in 'hammered', and the show she puts on.
This term is derived from the ham in 'hammered', and the show she puts on.
Chris: Did you see that ham show last night? She tried to stick her tongue down my throat.
Dave: Yeah man, she was trying to get me to grab her boobs.
Dave: Yeah man, she was trying to get me to grab her boobs.
ham show by doktorfunk September 26, 2005