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bacardi razz

Rape in a bottle
35% liquor, but tastes like juice. Chicks drink a ton and get drunk without realizing it, allowing youg men to take them home.
The girl at the office party got so drunk off of bacardi Razz and then her boss took her in the back room and helped her "file some papers".
by doktorfunk December 1, 2005
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jam

A party, hopefully with lots of free beer.
Cam: Eh man, you coming to that jam in the park tonight?
by doktorfunk September 18, 2005
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navigazing

As one might guess, the term is a portmanteau of the words navigate and gazing.

When you are navigazing, you are paying more attention to the environment around you than to where you are actually going. This state of being is generally useful when you have time to kill or simply enjoy looking at the world around you.
I was navigazing around and I totally wound up in Vegas.
by Doktorfunk June 20, 2006
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Dick Nixon

Richard Nixon.

Since the name Dick has come to be more commonly used as slang for a penis, to say 'Dick Nixon' when referring to the man is sometimes intentionally irreverent or insulting.

Also used as a reference to the penis.
by doktorfunk October 5, 2005
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percy

Noun: Something that is yours; just for you.

Verb: To claim something as your own.
Example 1: "This is my percy umbrella"

Example 2: "I'm going to percy that pizza."
by Doktorfunk October 14, 2006
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druggy

Of or pertaining to drugs. NOT a person who uses said drugs. That would be a druggie.
Robert often likes to talk about druggy subjects. For this reason, we call him a druggie.
by Doktorfunk July 30, 2006
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Om

The lost chord.
A mantra for mind, body, and spirit.
This garden universe vibrates complete.
Some we get a sound so sweet.
Vibrations reach on up to become light,
And then through gamma, out of sight.
Between the eyes and ears there lie,
The sounds of colour and the light of a sigh.
And to hear the sun, what a thing to believe.
But it's all around if we could but perceive.
To know ultra-violet, infra-red and X-rays,
Beauty to find in so many ways.
Two notes of the chord, that's our fluoroscope.
But to reach the chord is our lifes hope.
And to name the chord is important to some.
So they give a word, and the word is OM.
by Doktorfunk May 11, 2006
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