a nocturnal entity of complete masculinity. When it is not wooing with words, it is killing with silence. although invisible in the darkness of the night, it's been seen regularly feeding it's brain with vast amounts of knowledge, which it uses to stump even the brightest (no pun intended) of scholars.
you WANT to be one. you know you do...come on. in all honesty...you know you do. let's just be reality for a sec eh?...you definitely do.
you are totally trying to be an ujash, like really, come on what the hell got you to this page?