15 definitions by doc johnson
by doc johnson January 25, 2005
Where sales meets religion.
The perfect religion for gullible yanks.
Sickeningly positive all the fucking time and so bloody nice.
The perfect religion for gullible yanks.
Sickeningly positive all the fucking time and so bloody nice.
by doc johnson February 7, 2004
In sales-related industries, Nothing, zero, nil.
After talentless UK waste-of-a-good-skin Tara Palmer what's-her-cunt.
It refers to her apparent total lack of any discernible breast tissue.
After talentless UK waste-of-a-good-skin Tara Palmer what's-her-cunt.
It refers to her apparent total lack of any discernible breast tissue.
Frank; "Done any deals yet this week?"
Dave; "No,last week I did three by Wednesday, but so far this week, Tara's Tits".
Dave; "No,last week I did three by Wednesday, but so far this week, Tara's Tits".
by doc johnson December 9, 2004
UK - Fifty pence (50p).
Half a pound Sterling (100 pence).
Fifty Pennies.
From pre-decimal currency 'bob' = shilling and 20 shillings made one British pound. Therefore a modern 50p piece ('bit') = 10 Bob.
Half a pound Sterling (100 pence).
Fifty Pennies.
From pre-decimal currency 'bob' = shilling and 20 shillings made one British pound. Therefore a modern 50p piece ('bit') = 10 Bob.
by doc johnson February 21, 2005
Confusing one this -
A suburban black guy who hangs around with, and acts, dresses etc. like suburban white guys who want to be urban black guys.
A black wigga wigger wiggah
A suburban black guy who hangs around with, and acts, dresses etc. like suburban white guys who want to be urban black guys.
A black wigga wigger wiggah
by doc johnson February 3, 2005
A scornful, sarcastic reference to a weedy, unathletic Paki who, after watching "Boyz 'n'The Hood" fourteen times, being impressed by Amir Khan's latest fixed "fight" and turning up to TaeKwando lessons three weeks running, is labouring under the gross misapprehension that he is hard as fuckin' nails.
Genuine conversation Croft St. Hyde, UK 21:10hrs 14/10/09:
"Hey Whiteboy, what you doin' round here at dis time?"
"Fuck off Paki Chan or I'll kick your 3rd world arse back to the fuckin' Dark Ages."
"Hey Whiteboy, what you doin' round here at dis time?"
"Fuck off Paki Chan or I'll kick your 3rd world arse back to the fuckin' Dark Ages."
by doc johnson October 18, 2009
Doctors note to signify an illness , usually imaginary reported by an old p
erson who should be dead anyway.
"Dont Know Dont Care"
erson who should be dead anyway.
"Dont Know Dont Care"
by doc johnson October 14, 2003