doc evil's definitions

Scan

Verb.

To observe, peruse, check out.

"Wow! Scan that hot babe over there!"

by Doc Evil July 25, 2003

Fire Photons

To vomit, regurgitate

"I just saw an episode of "Enterprise, an now I think Im gonna fire my photons.. URP!"

by Doc Evil July 25, 2003

Fox

The nickname given to Craig T. Nelson's character on "Coach"

See also: Dauber, Luther.

by doc Evil July 26, 2003

tragic

What Paramount is trying to pass off as Star Trek these days.

See also: Star Trek fans who will gobble up anything Paramount shits in their mouths and not only begs for more, but defends it like a wife would her abusve husband.

by Doc Evil July 26, 2003

frack

Sanitized replacement for "Fuck" used on "Battlestar Galactica"

"Aw frack and feldercarb!!!"

by Doc Evil July 26, 2003

Guy Gardner

Formerly a member of the Green Lantern Corps, Guy Gardner is an anti-hero who butts heads with his fellow heroes almost as often as he pounds the bad guys. Still, despite his beligerent in-your-face attitude Guy has a sincere desire to protect the innocent and make those who threaten them wish they were never born. Guy never gives up and can always be counted on to cover your back. Currently goes by the alias "Warrior".

"I do a job and I do it well. Im Guy Gardner. Top THAT, fanboy!"

by Doc Evil July 26, 2003

repubican

Mispelling of REPUBLICAN. A cheap stab usually made by dimwits with minimal levels of literacy who allow the heavily biased media and Hollywood elite to dictate to them what they shoould think.

Sad, really.

"duuuhhh.. Micheal Moore says Repubicans are bad. Im going to beleive him without geting the facts to decide for myself because celebrities always know better than I do, even when the facts contradict them. Ooh! A shiny object! Dur hur hur!!!"

by Doc Evil November 3, 2003