3 definitions by dketb

Starter penis

The tiny penis you were born with. It will eventually fall off when your adult penis finally grows in. For some men, this takes a lot longer.

I laughed when Don got naked, ready to fuck me. He still has his starter penis.

by dketb October 28, 2018

Amber Alert

When someone finds shit in their bed, they out out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs

Johnny found shit in his bed, so he sent out an Amber Alert

by dketb May 5, 2022

Amber Alert

When someone finds shit in their bed, they send out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs.

Johnny found shit in his bed, so he sent out an Amber Alert

by dketb May 11, 2022