djd's definitions

superman

The world's most recognizable superhero.

"It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Superman!"

by DJD December 20, 2003

GGF

(G)o (G)et (F)ucked

Can be said out loud only if teachers are around. Otherwise it is quite lame to do so.

"Dude, you suck"
"GGF!"

by DJD December 20, 2003

seasoned penis

A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease.

Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.

"OMG i got a seasoned penis!"

by DJD December 20, 2003

fakin jamaican

Derived from the Latin derivative "fako", meaning to con or to confuse.

To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.

I am sorry ocipher, that alien did a fakin jamaican so I had to swurve and hit the group of girl scouts.

by DJD April 4, 2004

Jujimufu

the brother of a very attractive sister.

"maaaaaaaaaaaaaan juji's sister is fine"

by DJD December 20, 2003

nightcrawler

The most awesome X-men ever! Nightcrawler's real name is Kurt Wagner. He is german and a former circus acrobat. He is also a superb fencer and athlete and has extremely strong faith.

Is 5'9, blue fur, yellow eyes, three fingered hands and toes.

His main power is teleportation (BAMF) but also has other abilities such as 'sticking' to walls and seeing in the dark.

Also my idol. :)

"Have you seen X2? Maaaaaaaaan nightcrawler is awesome"

by DJD December 20, 2003

soggy anus

An anus that has had repeated orgasms and is now dripping with anus orgasm liquid.

"I fucked that guy so hard, he had a soggy anus for hours"

by DJD December 20, 2003