Definitions by djd

beefman

The man who sells beef in front of the pet shop.

"The beef man is having a sale on grained beef this week"

beefman by DJD April 18, 2004

fakin jamaican 

Derived from the Latin derivative "fako", meaning to con or to confuse.

To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.

I am sorry ocipher, that alien did a fakin jamaican so I had to swurve and hit the group of girl scouts.

fakin jamaican by DJD April 4, 2004

croning 

skull fucking

"I croned Meghan yesterday"

croning by DJD December 21, 2003

Ripe Nob 

A nob that is tender and ready to explode.

Can also be described as juicy.

Nobs become ripe and explode. When they explode cheese comes out. Explosion occurs after nibbling.

Swift - "i have a riper nob if you like a bite"

Ripe Nob by DJD December 20, 2003

seasoned penis 

A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease.

Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.

"OMG i got a seasoned penis!"

seasoned penis by DJD December 20, 2003

Curious penis

A bisexual penis that is interested in both vagina's and anuses (male love holes).

"I just got bummed by a curious penis!"

Curious penis by DJD December 20, 2003

soggy anus 

An anus that has had repeated orgasms and is now dripping with anus orgasm liquid.

"I fucked that guy so hard, he had a soggy anus for hours"

soggy anus by DJD December 20, 2003