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fakin jamaican

Derived from the Latin derivative "fako", meaning to con or to confuse.

To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.
I am sorry ocipher, that alien did a fakin jamaican so I had to swurve and hit the group of girl scouts.
by DJD April 4, 2004
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beefman

The man who sells beef in front of the pet shop.
"The beef man is having a sale on grained beef this week"
by DJD April 18, 2004
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Ripe Nob

A nob that is tender and ready to explode.

Can also be described as juicy.

Nobs become ripe and explode. When they explode cheese comes out. Explosion occurs after nibbling.
Swift - "i have a riper nob if you like a bite"
by DJD December 20, 2003
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seasoned penis

A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease.

Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.
"OMG i got a seasoned penis!"
by DJD December 20, 2003
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Curious penis

A bisexual penis that is interested in both vagina's and anuses (male love holes).
"I just got bummed by a curious penis!"
by DJD December 20, 2003
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soggy anus

An anus that has had repeated orgasms and is now dripping with anus orgasm liquid.
"I fucked that guy so hard, he had a soggy anus for hours"
by DJD December 20, 2003
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Dwang

The term given to an old man's long penis.

Originally came from the name "Dwang" that Old Man Winter named his long penis.
"I hope I have a dwang when I'm old"
by DJD December 20, 2003
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