utter and complete to claim that a conlusion has been reached of grandoise proportions through using the least grandiose language imaginable
Without: "Not only have I passed my graduation and earned a place at the most prestigious educational institution in the country, I also achieved the higest results in the entire class and have bettered the school's highest ever grade. I'm extatic about the result and wish to take you all for drinks on me"
With: "I totally nailed my grad!! (~dude) Lets get fu##ing trashed!! (~dude)"