2 definitions by disklaimer

pristeen

Having no tattoos or ink embedded in one's body.

Also, Extreme cleanliness.
*Easily confused with the similar "pristine".

Jeremy surmised he bore the only pristeen body left in the world, until he met Celeste.

by disklaimer April 6, 2011

Adj. Any set of teeth that can duly be described as snaggle-toothed and jack-mouthed.

Damn that bitch's crooked, buck, ass, teeth scare me! What a heinously snaggle-jacked smile!

by disklaimer August 19, 2010