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Hipster fucks are people who think they are so cool by their laid back "lack of trendiness- I dont try to be cool" when really they are defeating what they are saying by their own disguised trendiness. Responsible for the new boy band, they usually dislike anything remotely accepted because it is remotely accepted, and instead turn to the accepted things within their own circles (which everyone likes anyways so they are again defeatng the purpose). characterized by their scarves in the summer and shirts with what they think are obscure band names on them, and greasy hair, they are truly the definition of hypocrits.
"Man look at that hipster fuck. He's so dumb that he will read this definition and agree,'yeah I hate those posers!'when it really describes himself."
by discolemonade July 12, 2004
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the new boy band is just as sad as all the abandoned ones from the '90s, but disguised better as an actual band. called "emo" sometimes, also thought of as "pop-punk"-- (there's no such thing as pop punk!!!) Usually characterized by whining voices about lost Love and hipster fuck outfits, the new boy bands might be worst than the first, outright fakes in that they are in denial and won't admit their own sorry commercialism conformity.
"I'm not in a boy band! I'm emo man. We're true to our music."
by discolemonade July 12, 2004
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