Highly-covert office assassin
, one who dissappears and returns to work shortly before the news tells of terrorists meeting their demise by clandestine means. Can effortlessly adjust his appearance to where even his own coworkers don't even recognize him. Founder of the Underwater Rucking Team, and the only man to be inserted in a secret location by Space Shuttle.
"Man, the new guy in the last cubicle was gone when Amy Winehouse overdosed, then ten minutes after they reported it he showed up. He might be a Roland
and we don't even know it!!!"