One of the most annoying types of people on the internet.
are usually very
stupid when it comes to computers, but they think they
also almost always think they
're opinion is right, even if it is plainly wrong.
Also, n00bs tend to spell
or type like fucking dumbasses.
N00bs are dubious
, according to poketron.
Example 1 below
is based on real life events.
And Example 2 is pretty much exactly
what happened with a different n00b than Ex 1.
: OMG i Love toki Hotel!
Person: ...Its Tokio Hotel.
: no Its Not, its Toki hotel.
Person: Seriously, stop. Its Tokio Hotel, you're a fucking
: please Don't say the f thing or f*g*o*! you're Stil Nice, tho. :)
: what does that
Person: Hahah, the n00b
doesn't even know
what a n00b
: No, can you tell me?
Person: Wooooow. And, no, go find
Person2: See that
little thing you type
in on the top right corner of your browser?
: Whats a browser? Like from
Mario? lol I don't get it!
Person: Oh my fucking
God. Get off the internet. Oh, and you should hold down the Alt key and press
F4 at the same time, its pretty cool.
: i did that
and dashboard and expose preferences came
up! Why did you want me to do that
Person: If that
's what happened, then you failed.
: I think
if that makes
Person2: It does. I'm sorry. For Windows, it opens a virtual cotton candy maker.
Person: Kay, well its called a "Mac" not an Apple
. Apple makes
Macs. The computer isn't an Apple
And yes, that makes
But you're still a total n00b
Person: Okay, n00b
, just press
the command key and hold it while pressing
W, it does the same thing.
: ok I did it and it closed! what the heck?
Person: You did it wrong. Try again.
~In memory of turnitupto11 and I_Liked_Ants, the two total
n00bs of Smosh.com~