18 definitions by dillon farnum

Herpes

Something all the cool kids in High School have

Man, I must not be cool. I don't have herpes

by dillon farnum March 18, 2005

Ward Churchill

Hate to say it, but he's kind of right

We Americans need to look at the things we've done to other countries before we invade others because of the things that have been done to us

by dillon farnum March 22, 2005

johnny depp

Ruined pirates forever

Man, pirates used to be cool, then Johnny Depp came along and made them all gay. Way to go, asshole

by dillon farnum January 17, 2005

Chef

Went looking for some mangos and found a tiger. Got his head cut off by Marlon Brando's goons

The Horror...The Horror...

by dillon farnum December 18, 2004

greem

It's like Green, only moreso

The grass is always greemer on the other side of the fence

by dillon farnum March 28, 2005

Billie Joe Armstrong

Lead singer and "guitarist" for Green Day, arguably one of the worst bands to come out of the post-Grunge cess pool that it modern rock music.

With their endless supply of vapid, abhorrent "music" and pointless, ignorant, ersatz political activism, Green Day have cornered the market on 13 year old Rebels out to spend Daddy's money from mowing the lawn at the nearest Hot Topic

When you hear him play the guitar, what you are really hearing are the tortured souls of dead guitar players

by dillon farnum March 28, 2005

Rod Stewart

All of his songs sound the same

What song is this?


It's a Rod Stewart song called...uh...oh hell, they're all the same anyway

by dillon farnum March 20, 2005