9 definitions by dilbert

Top Definition
A phallic masturbation device.
Bück dich, befehl ich dir. I'm going to stick this dildo in your rear.
by Dilbert December 01, 2003
1) adj. The absence of value.
That guy just staring at the computer screen in there is worthless.
by Dilbert May 01, 2003
A man or women who has the ability to con employees to continue to work for them under apauling conditions to continue developing the same business under different names for them so that they can con customers into purchasing a product or service that never delivers what it intended too whilst inventing new ways of creating takeovers so that they can justify not paying commissions to their agents or sales people.
Majority of Internet Driven Businesses offering a product or service that sounds too good to be true.
by Dilbert October 21, 2004
Brilliant, intelligent, clever. Often used as a verb or noun or even an adjective.
"That was beyond brilliant, that was totally Scruton."
by Dilbert June 21, 2004
somebody who has a fetish for ear shagging. lol
Your a fucking poric
by dilbert March 07, 2005
what would dogbert do?
by dilbert September 29, 2003
An overseas callcentre worker
I called my bank today, the guy I spoke to there was such a stupid pazzan, not like us yanks at all
by Dilbert February 01, 2004
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