dildo

A phallic masturbation device.

Bück dich, befehl ich dir. I'm going to stick this dildo in your rear.

by Dilbert December 01, 2003

W.W.D.D.

what would dogbert do?

by dilbert September 29, 2003

Scruton

Brilliant, intelligent, clever. Often used as a verb or noun or even an adjective.

"That was beyond brilliant, that was totally Scruton."

by Dilbert June 21, 2004

reh

it's like rah but with an e.

"reh, shes so fine!"

by dilbert July 24, 2004

worthless

1) adj. The absence of value.

That guy just staring at the computer screen in there is worthless.

by Dilbert May 01, 2003

Extrovert

A person who loudly takes credit for the work and ideas of an introvert. Often found in management roles.

Not to be confused with leader.

Extrovert: “Hey team, why don’t we just pivot our strategy and leverage our synergies?”
Everyone: “Great idea!! We’re so lucky to have such a brilliant visionary leader!”
Introvert (silently): Yeah, I proposed that in my email two weeks ago...with a detailed analysis of pros and cons...

by Dilbert June 12, 2018

poric

somebody who has a fetish for ear shagging. lol

Your a fucking poric

by dilbert May 13, 2005