12 definitions by digitus

Guy #1 said, "Dude, I got a fucking STD from a virgin chick! It's bullshit! Bullshit, I say!"
Guy #2 simply said "LMFAOIS!"

"He wantingly tries a jalapeño pepper every time he goes to the Mexican restaurant."
"She fucks the fat guy every day wantingly."
"The young guy wantingly talk with elderly people."

Asian girl said, "Hey, let's have clothes-on sex!"
Digitus replied, "Alright!"
They unzipped their flies, Digitus' joystick slowly entered the Asian girl's pussy and started having stand-up sex.
Digitus said, "You're tight!"
The Asian girl moaned, "And you're doing me good!"
As they had raging sex, they heard someone coming towards them.
Digitus said, "Shit! Someone's coming!"
The Asian girl replied, "Thank god for flies!"
They zipped up their flies as the janitor came in. He said, "Why are you sweaty?"
The Asian girl replied, "It's the crappy air-conditioners."
The janitor said, "Yeah, I've gotta go something about that.."
The Asian girl and Digitus left the room.
Digitus whispered to the Asian girl, "Thank god for flies indeed."
The Asian girl laughed as they ran away.

As Digitus and the Asian girl are IMing...
Digitus asked, "Hey, u wanna go to the movies?"
The Asian girl replied, "No, let's do something diff. Let's go into a forest."
Digitus asked, "Why? Do you wanna do it? Cuz I do."
The Asian girl replied, "Yeah, let's go to the one over by the ice cream place and bring a condom, ok?"
Digitus replied, "Yeah, I got it. See ya."
The Asian girl said good-bye as they logged off.

The Asian girl said, "C'mon Digitus! We've only 5 minutes for a quick fuck!"
Digitus replied, "I know, I know! Just give me a min."
Digitus finally whipped out his joystick and started doing the Asian girl.
Moments later, the Asian girl exclaimed, "Wow, you did me in like a min.!"

Digitus asked, "Hey, is it normal that we have sex like almost everyday?"
The Asian girl laughed and replied, "I'm def. sure that our sex drives aren't reg. like others."

The Asian girl asked, "Did you know that the natural way, the orig. sexual position was the doggy style? I mean look at the other animals! Deer, dogs, horses, whatever. They do it doggy style."
Digitus replied, "Yeah, I knew this but it was cool listening to you."
The Asian girl said, "Thanks. Isn't it interesting that our fav. position is the doggy style?"
Digitus smiled, "Yeah, and it's VERY interesting when we do it!"
The Asian girl laughed.