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a small disease ridden town smacked between lanchester and Stanley full of Sunderland and Newcastle supporters who think they're hard and get drunk on the streets full of little Consett academy chavs who like to spend their time having a shark and vaping they like to harass the elderly and throw stones at single mothers.
Have you been to Consett? Why would I go there.
by diggsy_malone December 27, 2018
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A harmless old fella, who bides his time by pottering along on his bike in a travelleresque manner. He is often seen in the town of Consett and nearby areas, riding along the road, with his telltale sign of indicating by flailing his arms about. But most of all, he can be recognized by his unique hat with a tufted duck feather pointing out the top.

All the information gathered about Herman is from rare encounters he has with the public. From public knowledge and my own experience, he spent some time in Munich before arriving to England by ship. He can be most commonly seen on the Derwent walk as he routinely rides along the eoute.

Alas, with many hero stories they have their sceptics. A rumor has arised that he isn't German but was infact born in Shotley Hospital.
I've just had to give Herman the German some change because he was trapped in Aldi.
by diggsy_malone March 21, 2022
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