Noun. A boring, humourless person.
Who was that boring prat you were with yesterday? He was a real fun sponge!
Pussy, vagina.
Did you see the photo of Britney Spears going commando? You could see her nunny!
Noun. A penis. Variant of 'todger'
The poor kid got his wee tadger caught in the zipper of his pants!
Noun. Another term for a penis.
She was keen enough to play hide the sausage until she saw the size of Bob's jaloopie!
Verb. Meaning to gorge like a glutton, to pig out on vast quantities of junk food.
The two obese couch potatoes were chawning on pizza and beer in front of the TV.
Nonsense, bullshit or lies. What politicians often say.
"With regard to your claim to be a national of Afghanistan, the Secretary of State thinks that this is a pile of pants."
Noun. A computer technician, a geek or a nerd.
A virus crashed my system but the computenik came round and fixed it.
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