12 definitions by dick wright-upham

Top Definition
Noun. A boring, humourless person.
Who was that boring prat you were with yesterday? He was a real fun sponge!
by Dick Wright-Upham December 06, 2010
Pussy, vagina.
Did you see the photo of Britney Spears going commando? You could see her nunny!
by Dick Wright-Upham November 11, 2010
Noun. A penis. Variant of 'todger'
The poor kid got his wee tadger caught in the zipper of his pants!
by Dick Wright-Upham November 17, 2010
Noun. Another term for a penis.
She was keen enough to play hide the sausage until she saw the size of Bob's jaloopie!
by Dick Wright-Upham November 14, 2010
Verb. Meaning to gorge like a glutton, to pig out on vast quantities of junk food.
The two obese couch potatoes were chawning on pizza and beer in front of the TV.
by Dick Wright-Upham November 23, 2010
Nonsense, bullshit or lies. What politicians often say.
"With regard to your claim to be a national of Afghanistan, the Secretary of State thinks that this is a pile of pants."
by Dick Wright-Upham November 30, 2010
Noun. A computer technician, a geek or a nerd.
A virus crashed my system but the computenik came round and fixed it.
by Dick Wright-Upham January 06, 2011
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