diamondmanizzle3's definitions

Dry Breeze

It means your doing a perfunctory task that is drying you out.

Man this David Attenborough documentary is dry breeze.

by diamondmanizzle3 October 26, 2013

long balls

something really boring and seemingly never ending. It can also be used for perfunctory tasks.

doing the housework is long balls

by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013

perfunctory

An action carried out without real interest, feeling, or effort.

When i watch T.V I feel like I just did something perfunctory

by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013

One Eyed

Only seeing in one direction.
Oblivious to other views and opinions.
Pirate...

Person 1: Homosexuality is wrong!
Person 2: But they've found love, surely if two people find...
Person 1: (Interrupts) IT'S WRONG!

Example of someone being One Eyed

by diamondmanizzle3 March 1, 2014

Gnat

Those evil looking things you see on the ceiling. On occasions you will see a gnat, get real close to so you can kill it, and then suddenly realise it's a moth! This is all part of the Gnats plan...It will now stick his menacing probe in any part of your body and you won't even realise.

Whilst you are chilling out listen to some David Bowie:

Peter: Have you heard Beauty And The Beast yet? It's in the Heroes album.
Stephen: AGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Peter: What is it?
Stephen: It's a gnat!!!! Get under the covers quick!
Peter: (heroically) No don't worry, I shall exterminate it!
Stephen: Oh you hero!
Peter: No, wait it's a moth.

by diamondmanizzle3 September 4, 2013

Mid-life crisis,

1.) What most cats seem to be into.
2.) What dogs are like when they're dinner bowl is empty.
3.) What humans call the point of their life when they realise they can't be want they want to be or when they realise half their life is gone and the rest of their life involves tea, coffee and hospitals.

Damn, Stephen is in a real mid-life crisis, he dresses up everyday as a Bowie alter ego, look at him now, a bloody thin white duke.

by diamondmanizzle3 September 5, 2013

the rich bitch

a phrase used by people who know a women, who is rich and is a bitch. Often enough the woman will be snobby which gives her the 'bitch' part.

rich snobby woman: I bet you struggle paying your bills

that woman is now classed as the rich bitch by people who know her.

by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013