Definitions by diamondmanizzle3
One Eyed
Person 1: Homosexuality is wrong!
Person 2: But they've found love, surely if two people find...
Person 1: (Interrupts) IT'S WRONG!
Example of someone being One Eyed
Person 2: But they've found love, surely if two people find...
Person 1: (Interrupts) IT'S WRONG!
Example of someone being One Eyed
One Eyed by diamondmanizzle3 March 1, 2014
Icing a bro
Planting a Smirnoff Ice in a surprising and/or funny location. The Smirnoff Ice cannot be in a expected location otherwise the victim has the right to appeal the icing.
The victim who discovers the ice then has to get on one knee and down the ice. However if the victim carries an ice for protection (like a condom) then it turns into a counter ice and the perpetrator then has to down his own ice.
The victim who discovers the ice then has to get on one knee and down the ice. However if the victim carries an ice for protection (like a condom) then it turns into a counter ice and the perpetrator then has to down his own ice.
At the workplace, you are plotting icing a bro. You hide a convenient ice in a draw so when your colleague goes to open his draw for a pencil he discovers an ice. He is very surprised and a crowd of perpetrators who plotted the ice gather round. He stands up, gets on one knee and downs his ice since he doesn't carry a protective ice.
Icing a bro by diamondmanizzle3 February 25, 2014
The editors can go fuck themselves
TRUE STORY
I wrote a not rude and not aggressive word and i expected it to be submitted... To my shock it was declined. So...I sent it again and well...it was declined again!
The editors can go fuck themselves.
Also, if you're an editor and you're reading this, I hope you are one of the good ones...otherwise take your laptop and shove it straight up your candy ass (check out The Rock) ;)
I wrote a not rude and not aggressive word and i expected it to be submitted... To my shock it was declined. So...I sent it again and well...it was declined again!
The editors can go fuck themselves.
Also, if you're an editor and you're reading this, I hope you are one of the good ones...otherwise take your laptop and shove it straight up your candy ass (check out The Rock) ;)
The editors can go fuck themselves by diamondmanizzle3 January 14, 2014
long balls
long balls by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013
the rich bitch
a phrase used by people who know a women, who is rich and is a bitch. Often enough the woman will be snobby which gives her the 'bitch' part.
rich snobby woman: I bet you struggle paying your bills
that woman is now classed as the rich bitch by people who know her.
that woman is now classed as the rich bitch by people who know her.
the rich bitch by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013
old man veins
You know how old people get those veins popping out their skins and it is pretty gross (they look like ropes), those are old man veins
old man veins by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013