22 definitions by dhar woman

Laxative

the edible that makes you shit it all out

man i think he put a laxative in my lunch i am stuck in the bathroom for the next 69 hours

by dhar woman June 4, 2022

League of legends player

A fat unemployed 25 year old loser who sits on his ass all day living in his parent’s basement that smells like dog shit and farts all while playing the same disgusting “league of legends game”. His diet consists of pizza and sodas. This so called “gamer” is too fat and lazy to touch grass or even get up to go to the bathroom. He sleeps in his broken chair (broken because he’s so fat) and in his sleep he dreams about his dad loving him.

XxLoLballs69420xX is a League of legends player who has ligma

by dhar woman July 20, 2022

Dragon

#1 A large fictional beast that flys around breathing fire
#2 Deez nuts joke

#1 I just killed the ender dragon from the game: Minecraft
#2 Dragon? Dragon (Dragging) deez nuts across your face

by dhar woman June 1, 2022

Bass Guitar

The best instrument to ever exist. Has 4 strings and is 1 octave lower than a guitar.

I play the bass guitar for the school band.

by dhar woman January 16, 2023

Hemorrhoid

Swollen veins in or outside the anus

that dude is a hemorrhoid

by dhar woman July 7, 2022

Gonorrhea

#1 Sexual disease you learn in middle school health class
#2 Diareahh for your balls

#3 Diarrhea that's all gone!

some guy: man, you must be gay- actually, that's offensive, but you got gonorrhea maybe!?!?!?
some guy: I think I have gonorrhea, the diarrhea for your balls!
some guy again: ughh *plop* bye diarrhea or should I say, gonorrhea.

by dhar woman May 31, 2022

Brodo

To be missing articles of clothing

When I go into the shower, I'm completely brodo

by dhar woman November 23, 2022