dfir's definitions

shame piece

The last piece of something that no one will eat out of shame.

There is one more doughnut, but no one will eat the shame piece.

by dfir November 20, 2014

DTC

Acronym for Delicious Triscuit Crackers

Carl: I ate some delicious Triscuit crackers (DTC) in the car, you should have had some.

Eric: Well, maybe if you told me they were DTC I could have enjoyed them with you.

Carl: I'm sorry.

Eric: Well, "sorry" doesn't put the DTC in my stomach now, does it?

by dfir September 13, 2015

Boston dong

A condition causing a New England Patriots fan to get an erection after seeing or hearing Tom Brady.

Why isn't Bobby watching the Pat's game?
He watched Brady warm up and had to go hide his Boston dong.

by dfir February 20, 2015

Canadian Gravy

Another term for maple syrup.

I need some Canadian gravy for my pancakes.

by dfir November 20, 2014

Legacy forest

The term legacy forest means nothing as it is not a term recognized by actual forestry professionals.

They said this forest is a legacy forest, but there is no such thing.

by dfir October 4, 2022

Doucheplex

A frat house.

Alpha Beta emerged from their doucheplex after another successful homecoming rager.

by dfir September 26, 2022