Definitions by derm

muppet baby 

One who talks about guitars but never plays them. Also talks like a muppet.

I heard Muppet Baby talking about the time he broke his strings and then made a scarfice to Satan.

muppet baby by derm June 18, 2005

Detroit

A city in Michigan. Population is under 1 million, but metro area has around 5 million. The city itself is pathetic and is hardly on the rebound. Put it this way, Hard Rock Cafe built in Beirut before building in Detroit. It was the automobile capital of the world, but many companies have left the city.

Nicknames include:
Arsenal of Democracy
Motown
Motor City
Murder Capital
Hockeytown
Grit-town
City of Industry
Automobile Capital of the Wolrd
Shittiest city in the states
Cradle of Punk Rock
Home of Rock and Roll

No examples to be given. One must experience the city itself.

Detroit by Derm December 10, 2003

OJ 

Getting away with something big.

Oh man, you OJ'd that exam!

OJ by Derm November 28, 2003

nubby

A slow person, as in slow (retarded).

Oh man, you are actin like a nubby

nubby by Derm November 28, 2003

diarrhea 

Motor oil blasted out of a person's asshole!

Anytime after someone eats Pizza Hut.

diarrhea by Derm November 24, 2003

Keith Moon 

The baddest badass rock star of em all. Not a bad drummer either..

Driving cars into swimming pools. Blowing up hotel rooms. Walking in public naked.

Keith Moon by Derm November 24, 2003

KwanZa 

A stupid black holiday that is supposed to have an "African" vibe to it. The only problem is that Kwanza was invented in california in the latter half of the 20th century.

Think of Christmas, but instead of Ham, there are baby back ribs.

KwanZa by Derm November 24, 2003