der Alte Fritz's definitions

feathersword

An homosexual with a "smooth" sexual technique.

Feather: Soft and fluffy.
Sword: Penis

That Mr Wiggle gave me a smooth butt-fuck last night. He is a real feathersword.

by der Alte Fritz September 11, 2006

Sugarhill nigger

An albino Negro.

Usually sporting red hair and eyes coupled with pasty white skin. These individuals retain Negroid features.

Generally shunned by both white and black communities.

"That sugarhill nigger scared the shit out of me with his red eyes"

by der Alte Fritz July 28, 2006

Gym clit

Enlarged clitoris caused by years of steroid abuse.

Fairly common in female "Gym bunnies" and highly visible through spandex shorts.

"Jesus! Did you see Becky's Gym clit. She could fuck you hard with that!"

by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006

pussy froth

Vaginal secretions worked into a lather by prolonged sexual activity.

Can be caused by masturbation or penetrative coitus.

Highly visible on the male member when enjoying doggy style

"After nailing Miko for a good hour she had left shitloads of pussy froth on my dick"

by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006

raspberry ripple

A cream pie whilst a woman is menstruating

"After I pulled out, the cum and blood on her beaver looked like raspberry ripple ice cream"

by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006

sashimi

Japanese female genitalia.

I would suspect of the slightly unclean variety

"Miko's pussy tasted great. Just like the best saba sashimi"

by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006

Skunk muff

An unwashed and malodourous vagina

"I started to go down on Shondiqua but gagged because she had a bad case of skunk muff"

by der Alte Fritz July 29, 2006