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Absolut

A brand of vodka made popular with a witty marketing campaign.
Six shots of Absolut and I fell off my barstool.
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
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cornrows

A hairstyle, worn prominently by young black males, that braids the hair to the scalp in a series of rows, looking like a farmer's field in symmetry. Made popular by many basketball players and actors.
They wrapped my cornrows so tight I have a headache.
by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003
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Smoking the Pinky

Following the performance of The Shocker.

When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)
I layed that ass out and skated it, all while smoking the pinky and plowing the mound.
by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003
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michigan left

On divided highways, a michigan left is the act of making a right onto a road, getting into the far left lane and making a left through a paved U-Turn to go left again. It's the only way to go left in a lot of parts of Michigan.
I was on Rochester Road in Troy and had to make a Michigan Left to get back on big beaver.
by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004
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insuflatable

Able to be snorted up one's nose.
I love cocaine so much because it's easily insuflatable.
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
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Orange County Choppers

A custom motorcycle shop in Orange County, California that makes bikes for celebrities and the otherwise overtly rich. Led by a father and his sons, they have taken their shop on the small screen for the "OCC" television show.
I was cruising through Malibu when I saw Shaq on one of his custom Orange County Choppers
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
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East Coast Lawnmowers

A spoof on the pop culture brand West Coast Choppers, making fun of guys who turn things into cool toys.
I saw a girl at the far with an East Coast Lawnmowers shirt on pushing her biker boyfriend around.
by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004
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