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Definitions by denis baldwin

Guinness 

BRILLIANT!

A dark stout beer of Irish origin. It drinks like a meal, thick and consistent.
Another round of Guinness for my brothers!
Guinness by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

The Captain 

- An upstanding term to describe a large bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

- A man's penis
I called up The Captain and said "Please bring me my death in a gallon jug". The captain abliged.
The Captain by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

sixfiftythree 

- The housing structure that holds denisbaldwin, sneak and kopyboi. When not being used as a residence, sixfiftythree is a two-teir poker lounge and party hall.

- A popular brand of clothing mostly worn by cokeheads and ljsluts.
I took a shot of jager and I shot my woman down.
sixfiftythree by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
A shot of irish whiskey is poured into a glass of Guinness and and the drink is slammed quickly. Most people think it tastes like chocolate milk and goes down really fast.
After two dozen shots of jager, a pint of The Captain and a shot of Grey Goose, all I needed was a carbomb to set me straight.
carbomb by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

liquid courage

Any alcoholic beverage that turns a person mean, brave or excited.

Named for the instant burst of courage (and often stupidity) that comes from drinking it.
Before I stomp a mudhole in this dude's ass, I'm gonna need some liquid courage.
liquid courage by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
Any guy who has a Bachelors Degree (or greater) but is still working at Kinkos for $10/hour.

They like to work the night shift and date crazy bitches.
My roommate Andy is a Kopyboi.
kopyboi by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

cokeheads 

A group of cocaine users.

They are usually found huddled around a coffee table with a top made of glass cutting lines or dbsls with razor blades, credits cards or driver's licenses.
I could tell from the sniffling when I walked in the door that this party had already started for the cokeheads.
cokeheads by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004