denis baldwin's definitions

rave sluts

Usually females (though occasionally flashy cock-craving males) that attend trashy techno parties in old warehouses and cornfields that will name drop and cock flop anything that might be worthy, or his friend, or his roadie.

Once through with a rave slut, the best scenario is to perform the donkey punch and rub on out.

She said she was rolling. I said, "That's funny, I'm Richie Hawtin's brother "Ralphie Hawtin". and she said, "Wow.. *gurgle*"

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

cityclub

An after-hours club in Detroit, Michigan at the base of the Ramada Hotel at the corner of Cass and Bagley.

City Club runs until 4 a.m. on most nights and is geared towards the gothic subculture.

When we get all gothed up, we're going to City Club.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

vaporware

Anything (usually software, but can be anything) that is promoted and marketed without ever actually being produced.

When I started Vaporware Records, I did so with the idea of never making an album but starting chaos none the less.

by Denis Baldwin June 4, 2004

313

Area code that encompasses most of Detroit. It's infamous around the U.S. as being a bad area that scares most people not from here.

Comin' straight out the 313,
no niggas gonna fuck with me,
you can beg and you can plea,
I'm gonna rock like Detroit City,

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

michigan left

On divided highways, a michigan left is the act of making a right onto a road, getting into the far left lane and making a left through a paved U-Turn to go left again. It's the only way to go left in a lot of parts of Michigan.

I was on Rochester Road in Troy and had to make a Michigan Left to get back on big beaver.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

carbomb

A shot of irish whiskey is poured into a glass of Guinness and and the drink is slammed quickly. Most people think it tastes like chocolate milk and goes down really fast.

After two dozen shots of jager, a pint of The Captain and a shot of Grey Goose, all I needed was a carbomb to set me straight.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

cornrows

A hairstyle, worn prominently by young black males, that braids the hair to the scalp in a series of rows, looking like a farmer's field in symmetry. Made popular by many basketball players and actors.

They wrapped my cornrows so tight I have a headache.

by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003