denis baldwin's definitions

American Dream, the

Tony Montana
Scarface

Tony Montana is the American Dream

by Denis Baldwin April 1, 2004

dbsls

An acronym for a measurement of cocaine or other insuflatable substances.

It's a "denisbaldwin sized line".

The line is no less than 5" long and no less than 2mm thick. The longer, the better.

I cut a DBSL for this Catholic Schoolgirl that would have made most people choke. She snorted it up like a champ!

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

taper

A device used to stretch piercings. It is small on one end and gradually increases in size until it reaches the proper gauge.

When going from a 4G to a 2G, I used an acrylic taper and some lubricating oil.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

insuflatable

Able to be snorted up one's nose.

I love cocaine so much because it's easily insuflatable.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

michigan left

On divided highways, a michigan left is the act of making a right onto a road, getting into the far left lane and making a left through a paved U-Turn to go left again. It's the only way to go left in a lot of parts of Michigan.

I was on Rochester Road in Troy and had to make a Michigan Left to get back on big beaver.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

carbomb

A shot of irish whiskey is poured into a glass of Guinness and and the drink is slammed quickly. Most people think it tastes like chocolate milk and goes down really fast.

After two dozen shots of jager, a pint of The Captain and a shot of Grey Goose, all I needed was a carbomb to set me straight.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Orange County Choppers

A custom motorcycle shop in Orange County, California that makes bikes for celebrities and the otherwise overtly rich. Led by a father and his sons, they have taken their shop on the small screen for the "OCC" television show.

I was cruising through Malibu when I saw Shaq on one of his custom Orange County Choppers

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004