Definitions by denis baldwin

sixfiftythree 

- The housing structure that holds denisbaldwin, sneak and kopyboi. When not being used as a residence, sixfiftythree is a two-teir poker lounge and party hall.

- A popular brand of clothing mostly worn by cokeheads and ljsluts.

I took a shot of jager and I shot my woman down.

sixfiftythree by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Grey Goose 

A premium vodka served at most bars. It's a step above Absolut and goes down smooth, especially in shots

I had $9 left, just enough for a shot of Grey Goose.

Grey Goose by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Guinness 

BRILLIANT!

A dark stout beer of Irish origin. It drinks like a meal, thick and consistent.

Another round of Guinness for my brothers!

Guinness by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

The Captain 

- An upstanding term to describe a large bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

- A man's penis

I called up The Captain and said "Please bring me my death in a gallon jug". The captain abliged.

The Captain by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

liquid courage

Any alcoholic beverage that turns a person mean, brave or excited.

Named for the instant burst of courage (and often stupidity) that comes from drinking it.

Before I stomp a mudhole in this dude's ass, I'm gonna need some liquid courage.

liquid courage by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

kopyboi 

Any guy who has a Bachelors Degree (or greater) but is still working at Kinkos for $10/hour.

They like to work the night shift and date crazy bitches.

My roommate Andy is a Kopyboi.

kopyboi by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

ljsluts

Any girl who has a livejournal. Though the term "slut" might not imply in the traditional sense of being easy or giving up the ass, it's more often than not dead nuts on.

I went to a bar the other day where I heard some chicks screaming, "Hey, you're denisbaldwin."

Man, do I love ljsluts.

ljsluts by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004