denis baldwin's definitions

gauging

The process of stretching a person's piercings from one gauge to a higher gauge.

Common gauging movements are from 8g to 6g, 2g to 0g and 1/2"g to 5/8"g.

Gauging too fast can cause tearing or a blowout.

I tore my ear the other day while gauging from a 4g to a 0g.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

barrel of dicks

A larger than average collection of dicks, usually used in an insulting manner

Dude, seriously, fuck off and eat a barrel of dicks.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

darkcube

Protege' of denisbaldwin and linder, This tubby bastard rocks the decks at low rent discos around Detroit.

Often seen performing the shocker on rave sluts and dealing cocaine out his trenchcoat, darkcube is truly a gangsta's gangsta.

I was out cruisin Gratiot when I saw Darkcube punch a cop right up in the eye.

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

Ren Cen

Short for the "Renassaince Center", this is one of the tallest buildings in Detroit and home to the General Motors headquarters.

I was going for my interview in the Ren Cen.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

NAIAS

Acronym for the North American Internation Auto Show, held in Detroit every year.

I was going to check out the new viper at the NAIAS.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

cornholed

A redneck term for anal sex.

Let's take the gimp out back and cornhole him.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

Grey Goose

A premium vodka served at most bars. It's a step above Absolut and goes down smooth, especially in shots

I had $9 left, just enough for a shot of Grey Goose.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004