90 definitions by denis baldwin

kopyboi

Any guy who has a Bachelors Degree (or greater) but is still working at Kinkos for $10/hour.

They like to work the night shift and date crazy bitches.

My roommate Andy is a Kopyboi.

by denis baldwin February 3, 2004

Orange County Choppers

A custom motorcycle shop in Orange County, California that makes bikes for celebrities and the otherwise overtly rich. Led by a father and his sons, they have taken their shop on the small screen for the "OCC" television show.

I was cruising through Malibu when I saw Shaq on one of his custom Orange County Choppers

by denis baldwin February 3, 2004

dead nuts on

Very accurate. When used as an explanatory measurement, it means that it is within 99% accuracy.

When I shot that bitch up in the face with my desert eagle, I made sure the slide was dead nuts on.

by denis baldwin February 3, 2004

pole smoker

Someone that performs fellatio at such an alarming rate that it causes friction buildup capable of small fires.

My shit still has third degree burns from the runin with that pole smoker at The Necto.

by denis baldwin December 22, 2003

spastik

A song by Richie Hawtin, a.k.a. Platikman that mixes with just about everything.

I was hanging out at Motor when I heard sneak playing spastik over "Sweet Dreams Are Made of These"

by denis baldwin February 3, 2004

crazy bitches

Any female that has more emotional problems than Latoya Jackson

I dunno what it is with dumb guys but I'd never put up with the antics of those crazy bitches.

by denis baldwin February 3, 2004

stomp a mudhole

To tear someone a new ass, to beat them to near death or to otherwise hurt someone to the point that they can not fight back.

When that little punk stole my beer, I could do nothing else but stomp a mudhole in his ass.

by denis baldwin February 3, 2004