1 definition by deflatemouse
Fastest man alive. Runs the speed of light(that's 186000 miles per second holmes)also the most kick aznass superhero ever to live, he is so fricken awesome that he could f your mom fifty times and then run around the world in less than a second.
Stoner: Dude! Why is your mom lying on the floor naked in a pool of her own blood?
Dude: I dunno, must have been the flash.
Dude: I dunno, must have been the flash.
by deflatemouse March 13, 2004