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A tantalizing pub dish best served in the wee morning hours. Upon spending a foggy evening indulging in your favorite scotch, draft, or brew; skankaroni is the only meal a man needs to sate his drunken lust for coitus.
In an empirical sense, skankaroni is defined as sexual congress with an "attractive" female with gregariously skanky sexual proclivities. Skankaroni, alludes to the quick and convenient meal, Kraft macaroni and cheese. It's cinch score that any man worth his mettle can master.
In an empirical sense, skankaroni is defined as sexual congress with an "attractive" female with gregariously skanky sexual proclivities. Skankaroni, alludes to the quick and convenient meal, Kraft macaroni and cheese. It's cinch score that any man worth his mettle can master.
Coke & Captain Morgan Douche: *Pelvic thrusting* Hurry up! Let's hit up The Scottsdale Bar tonight. Word on the street is the skankaroni there is buffet ready!
Monster & Grey Goose Douche: *Sculpts blowout* Hell yes! The Scottsdale Bar is featuring DJ Wiiesto tonight. Hey... What the hell is "skankaroni"?
RedBull & Patron Douche: *Shaving chest* What! Bro'nie Madoff you haven't heard of skankaroni? It's possibly the best way to hook up! Just spit some game in a club skank's ear and she'll give it up easy... like Kraft Easy Mac!!! Get plate son! You dining on skankaroni and cheese tonight!
Monster & Grey Goose Douche: *Sculpts blowout* Hell yes! The Scottsdale Bar is featuring DJ Wiiesto tonight. Hey... What the hell is "skankaroni"?
RedBull & Patron Douche: *Shaving chest* What! Bro'nie Madoff you haven't heard of skankaroni? It's possibly the best way to hook up! Just spit some game in a club skank's ear and she'll give it up easy... like Kraft Easy Mac!!! Get plate son! You dining on skankaroni and cheese tonight!
by Define Me! November 30, 2009
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In layman's terms a fixie hipster describes the average hipster riding atop a fixed gear bicycle often termed as a fixie. Although the heritage of fixed gear cycling dates to professional couriers, messengers, and track cycling. It is unclear how this style of cycling became popular with fixie hipsters. However, it is generally believed that owning a fixed gear bicycle has been labeled "trendy" within hipster culture.
In layman's terms a fixie hipster describes the average hipster riding atop a fixed gear bicycle often termed as a fixie. Although the heritage of fixed gear cycling dates to professional couriers, messengers, and track cycling. It is unclear how this style of cycling became popular with fixie hipsters. However, it is generally believed that owning a fixed gear bicycle has been labeled "trendy" within hipster culture.
Lars: So I spent 300 dollars to get matte white Aerospokes on my pastel green fixie. It also has matching tape wrapped around the handlebars. It's the only way to ride these days. It's great when going across campus. It beats rolling around on those passé free-wheelers.
Brett: Those are some nice decorations you got there Lars. What's the sprocket size on your bike?
Lars: umm 62....
Brett: Well, do you take it to the velodrome on the weekends? I bet that rig is pretty light. Real quick on the tracks!
Lars: uhh...I use it to go get a cappuccino.
Brett: Hey you might wanna put an additional braking mechanism on to decrease your braking distance. Don't wanna slam into things buddy.
Lars: Dude that'll destroy the minimalistic, bare bones aesthetic of my bike! It's a fixie bro! Besides I use my feet to brake for emergencies.
Brett: It's just for safety sake dude. Besides how the hell can you even ride a bike comfortably in those tight slacks and slip on shoes. God what a fixie hipster!
Brett: Those are some nice decorations you got there Lars. What's the sprocket size on your bike?
Lars: umm 62....
Brett: Well, do you take it to the velodrome on the weekends? I bet that rig is pretty light. Real quick on the tracks!
Lars: uhh...I use it to go get a cappuccino.
Brett: Hey you might wanna put an additional braking mechanism on to decrease your braking distance. Don't wanna slam into things buddy.
Lars: Dude that'll destroy the minimalistic, bare bones aesthetic of my bike! It's a fixie bro! Besides I use my feet to brake for emergencies.
Brett: It's just for safety sake dude. Besides how the hell can you even ride a bike comfortably in those tight slacks and slip on shoes. God what a fixie hipster!
by Define Me! April 30, 2009
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Richter: Hells yeah! I had soo much of that shit! Then Lori came over; she gives me a huge Kuato in my pants! I had to tap that!
Doug: Dude! It was complete Brotal Recall!!!
Richter: Hells yeah! I had soo much of that shit! Then Lori came over; she gives me a huge Kuato in my pants! I had to tap that!
Doug: Dude! It was complete Brotal Recall!!!
by Define Me! January 15, 2010
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In such saddening progression, Grim Reaper's June has dealt a shocking blow to millions of Americans. These individuals bestowed upon generations of Americans laughter, love, and products not seen in stores. Their extraordinary talents and abilities represent the innate creativity and ingenuity of humanity. From bubbling locks of flaxen blond hair, to shifty dance numbers that magnetized entire generations of humans these individuals will be truly missed.
In such saddening progression, Grim Reaper's June has dealt a shocking blow to millions of Americans. These individuals bestowed upon generations of Americans laughter, love, and products not seen in stores. Their extraordinary talents and abilities represent the innate creativity and ingenuity of humanity. From bubbling locks of flaxen blond hair, to shifty dance numbers that magnetized entire generations of humans these individuals will be truly missed.
Steve: Oh God! Who's next? First, it was Carradine.... and now Billy Mays! Who's gonna sell me those little knick knacks you see on infomercials late at night?
Lloyd: I'm still reeling from Michael Jackson's passing. Is this some sort of Grim Reaper's June??? I've been watching CNN for 72 hours straight!
Steve: I don't know man, but these series of saddening events makes you celebrate and honor what these people have done for the world. It sort of puts your life in perspective....
Lloyd: Uhh... Is it too soon for a dead person joke?
Steve: TOO SOON!
Lloyd: I'm still reeling from Michael Jackson's passing. Is this some sort of Grim Reaper's June??? I've been watching CNN for 72 hours straight!
Steve: I don't know man, but these series of saddening events makes you celebrate and honor what these people have done for the world. It sort of puts your life in perspective....
Lloyd: Uhh... Is it too soon for a dead person joke?
Steve: TOO SOON!
by Define Me! June 28, 2009
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Describes an ability to deftly navigate oneself via extensive knowledge of one's surroundings. Such an ability alludes to the urban prowess of Batman.
Describes an ability to deftly navigate oneself via extensive knowledge of one's surroundings. Such an ability alludes to the urban prowess of Batman.
Jasmine: *swerves car down a sketchy alleyway*
Ivan: Jas' where the hell are we going?
Jasmine: Oh, this is a little shortcut to Jen's house. You can avoid three stoplights this way. I've got my neighborhood batmapped!
Ivan: Tell me about it... I've never seen someone know eight different ways of getting uptown on a Friday night. This is your Gotham City.
Jasmine: I got this whole town batmapped!
Ivan: Jas' where the hell are we going?
Jasmine: Oh, this is a little shortcut to Jen's house. You can avoid three stoplights this way. I've got my neighborhood batmapped!
Ivan: Tell me about it... I've never seen someone know eight different ways of getting uptown on a Friday night. This is your Gotham City.
Jasmine: I got this whole town batmapped!
by Define Me! June 16, 2010
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The nickname Flo Ripoff stems from Flo-Rida's ridiculous usage of samples of other songs in his own productions. Basically, Flo-Rida is known to rip off other artists and steal their choruses and hooks.
The most atrocious examples of Flo Ripoff are "Right Round" and "Sugar". "Right Round" samples the chorus from the Dead or Alive 1984 hit "You Spin Me Round" and "Sugar" the song's chorus is a blatant ripoff of Eiffel 65's "Blue (Da Ba Dee)".
The nickname Flo Ripoff stems from Flo-Rida's ridiculous usage of samples of other songs in his own productions. Basically, Flo-Rida is known to rip off other artists and steal their choruses and hooks.
The most atrocious examples of Flo Ripoff are "Right Round" and "Sugar". "Right Round" samples the chorus from the Dead or Alive 1984 hit "You Spin Me Round" and "Sugar" the song's chorus is a blatant ripoff of Eiffel 65's "Blue (Da Ba Dee)".
Justin: Mmm!... Yeah!! You spin my head right round, right round!
Darnell: Hey man, what are you listening to?
Justin: It's Flo Rida's "Right Round" this stuff gets the shorties poppin at the club! Have you heard of Flo Rida? This dude goes hard!
Darnell: Yeah, more like Flo Ripoff...
Justin: Don't hate bro, Flo Rida's joints be bumpin!
Darnell: Yeah right, at the expense of jacking the hooks of other songs. Flo Ripoff is corny as hell.
Darnell: Hey man, what are you listening to?
Justin: It's Flo Rida's "Right Round" this stuff gets the shorties poppin at the club! Have you heard of Flo Rida? This dude goes hard!
Darnell: Yeah, more like Flo Ripoff...
Justin: Don't hate bro, Flo Rida's joints be bumpin!
Darnell: Yeah right, at the expense of jacking the hooks of other songs. Flo Ripoff is corny as hell.
by Define Me! May 26, 2009
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A totalitarian media zealot can be easily described as a faux journalist employed to "find the scoop", "breaking the story", "dig up the dirt", and "spread rumors" on high profile individuals in the entertainment industry.
The credibility and ethics of totalitarian media zealots is perpetually in question as they become even more intrusive, libelous, and blantantly shirk the rights to privacy of our favorite television, music, and movie stars.
Totalitarian media zealots are commonly known to amass large standing armies of paparazzi. Not to be confused with a "press photographer", paarazzi are ruthless paid mercenaries of totalitarian media zealots. TMZ paparazzi is dispatched to any location where a known celebrity is spotted and usually it is not a red carpet event. Personal privacy is habitually disregarded by a totalitarian media zealot paparazzo for the sake of achieving an impromptu photo or video of the celebrity.
Totalitarian media zealots are proving to be menace to American society as the demand for quick and easy access to celebrity "infotainment", "gossip", and "rumors" increases exponentially. The spread of zealous media totalitarianism is currently undermining the integrity of journalism as the unethical tactics utilized by TMZ are being adopted by reputable press outlets.
A totalitarian media zealot can be easily described as a faux journalist employed to "find the scoop", "breaking the story", "dig up the dirt", and "spread rumors" on high profile individuals in the entertainment industry.
The credibility and ethics of totalitarian media zealots is perpetually in question as they become even more intrusive, libelous, and blantantly shirk the rights to privacy of our favorite television, music, and movie stars.
Totalitarian media zealots are commonly known to amass large standing armies of paparazzi. Not to be confused with a "press photographer", paarazzi are ruthless paid mercenaries of totalitarian media zealots. TMZ paparazzi is dispatched to any location where a known celebrity is spotted and usually it is not a red carpet event. Personal privacy is habitually disregarded by a totalitarian media zealot paparazzo for the sake of achieving an impromptu photo or video of the celebrity.
Totalitarian media zealots are proving to be menace to American society as the demand for quick and easy access to celebrity "infotainment", "gossip", and "rumors" increases exponentially. The spread of zealous media totalitarianism is currently undermining the integrity of journalism as the unethical tactics utilized by TMZ are being adopted by reputable press outlets.
Known totalitarian media zealots:
www.perezhilton.com
www.tmz.com
tabloid magazines
The New York Post
www.eonline.com
Ryan Seacrest
cable news networks
www.perezhilton.com
www.tmz.com
tabloid magazines
The New York Post
www.eonline.com
Ryan Seacrest
cable news networks
by Define Me! March 21, 2009
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