22 definitions by define me!
A sub-genre of electronica music typically defined by its lackluster quality, pop music structure, and annoying and overbearing vocals. Vocalists are usually talentless tone deaf women that are limited to one octave range... guttural shouting.
Vocalists are usually decked out in outrageous fashion forward costumes, makeup, or create sexy eccentric (sexcentric???) personalities to detract from the obvious... Their music is only worth a cheap hip jiggle by some inebriated floozie on the dancefloor.
Over compressed preschool-level drum beats and bland uninspiring synth leads typically carry the song along. Often receives immense airplay from brainless Top 40 radio stations. Example of skanktronica include: Ke$ha, Cascada, Lady Gaga, and the Paradiso Girls.
Vocalists are usually decked out in outrageous fashion forward costumes, makeup, or create sexy eccentric (sexcentric???) personalities to detract from the obvious... Their music is only worth a cheap hip jiggle by some inebriated floozie on the dancefloor.
Over compressed preschool-level drum beats and bland uninspiring synth leads typically carry the song along. Often receives immense airplay from brainless Top 40 radio stations. Example of skanktronica include: Ke$ha, Cascada, Lady Gaga, and the Paradiso Girls.
Jill McClubslut: "Patron! Tequila! Me and my mamacitas..."
Leslie: What are you listening to?
Jill McClubslut: Oh it's the Paradiso Girls. They fucking rock! DJ Dweeby McMainstream was spinning this along with Ke$ha's "Tik Tok" down at SCENE 61 last night. This stuff is my going out anthem!
Leslie: Ohh... well it's a bunch of skanktronica if you ask me. Pure cheese. May I suggest Imogen Heap?
Jill McClubslut: What! She totally sampled that Jason DeRulo song!
Leslie: *facepalm*
Leslie: What are you listening to?
Jill McClubslut: Oh it's the Paradiso Girls. They fucking rock! DJ Dweeby McMainstream was spinning this along with Ke$ha's "Tik Tok" down at SCENE 61 last night. This stuff is my going out anthem!
Leslie: Ohh... well it's a bunch of skanktronica if you ask me. Pure cheese. May I suggest Imogen Heap?
Jill McClubslut: What! She totally sampled that Jason DeRulo song!
Leslie: *facepalm*
by define me! January 15, 2010
To know the byways, alleyways, side streets, and thoroughfares of a particular locale.
Describes an ability to deftly navigate oneself via extensive knowledge of one's surroundings. Such an ability alludes to the urban prowess of Batman.
Describes an ability to deftly navigate oneself via extensive knowledge of one's surroundings. Such an ability alludes to the urban prowess of Batman.
Jasmine: *swerves car down a sketchy alleyway*
Ivan: Jas' where the hell are we going?
Jasmine: Oh, this is a little shortcut to Jen's house. You can avoid three stoplights this way. I've got my neighborhood batmapped!
Ivan: Tell me about it... I've never seen someone know eight different ways of getting uptown on a Friday night. This is your Gotham City.
Jasmine: I got this whole town batmapped!
Ivan: Jas' where the hell are we going?
Jasmine: Oh, this is a little shortcut to Jen's house. You can avoid three stoplights this way. I've got my neighborhood batmapped!
Ivan: Tell me about it... I've never seen someone know eight different ways of getting uptown on a Friday night. This is your Gotham City.
Jasmine: I got this whole town batmapped!
by define me! June 15, 2010
A planned event, the primary focus of which is a variety of cheap beer is served to the guests. It is often a neighborhood event or welcoming party, normally held during the summer.
Jake: Leslie just sent me an invite to her beer social on the 21st.
Ian: Dude! your first beer social since moving here... You're going to meet a lot of really cool folks at Leslie's place.
Jake: I'm so excited!
Ian: Dude! your first beer social since moving here... You're going to meet a lot of really cool folks at Leslie's place.
Jake: I'm so excited!
by define me! February 14, 2010
The Family Guy Drinking Game involves two or more contestants. The contestants watch an entire season DVD of Family Guy episodes.
The object of the game is to imbibe an alcoholic beverage every time a non-sequitur or flashback is made throughout an episode.
The goal of the Family Guy Drinking Challenge is to maintain mental lucidity. After successfully watching an entire season DVD of Family Guy, the contestant who is unblurred and clearheaded is declared the winner.
If the entire contestant group is largely sober after successfully completing the game. Then the game proceeds to another round. Another season DVD is played and the game restarts.
The object of the game is to imbibe an alcoholic beverage every time a non-sequitur or flashback is made throughout an episode.
The goal of the Family Guy Drinking Challenge is to maintain mental lucidity. After successfully watching an entire season DVD of Family Guy, the contestant who is unblurred and clearheaded is declared the winner.
If the entire contestant group is largely sober after successfully completing the game. Then the game proceeds to another round. Another season DVD is played and the game restarts.
Jeff: GOD! It's Friday night and I have nuthin to do as usual!
Ryan: Jeez calm down bro, I found a drinkin game for us.
Jeff: Like what....Quarters?
Ryan: Nah it's the Family Guy Drinking Game.
Jeff: How do ya play it?
Ryan: Real easy bro, just watch a DVD of Family Guy and drink every time the characters make those "This reminds me of that one time...." flashback jokes.
Jeff: Duuude! That's like a 100 times per episode... Were gonna get trashed!
Ryan: Let's call Seth!
Ryan: Jeez calm down bro, I found a drinkin game for us.
Jeff: Like what....Quarters?
Ryan: Nah it's the Family Guy Drinking Game.
Jeff: How do ya play it?
Ryan: Real easy bro, just watch a DVD of Family Guy and drink every time the characters make those "This reminds me of that one time...." flashback jokes.
Jeff: Duuude! That's like a 100 times per episode... Were gonna get trashed!
Ryan: Let's call Seth!
by define me! July 27, 2009
An umbrella term describing a growing number of intrusive celebrity gossip blogs,and entertainment news websites. An abbreviated form of term i.e "TMZ" serves as the title for the popular entertainment news site TMZ.com.
A totalitarian media zealot can be easily described as a faux journalist employed to "find the scoop", "breaking the story", "dig up the dirt", and "spread rumors" on high profile individuals in the entertainment industry.
The credibility and ethics of totalitarian media zealots is perpetually in question as they become even more intrusive, libelous, and blantantly shirk the rights to privacy of our favorite television, music, and movie stars.
Totalitarian media zealots are commonly known to amass large standing armies of paparazzi. Not to be confused with a "press photographer", paarazzi are ruthless paid mercenaries of totalitarian media zealots. TMZ paparazzi is dispatched to any location where a known celebrity is spotted and usually it is not a red carpet event. Personal privacy is habitually disregarded by a totalitarian media zealot paparazzo for the sake of achieving an impromptu photo or video of the celebrity.
Totalitarian media zealots are proving to be menace to American society as the demand for quick and easy access to celebrity "infotainment", "gossip", and "rumors" increases exponentially. The spread of zealous media totalitarianism is currently undermining the integrity of journalism as the unethical tactics utilized by TMZ are being adopted by reputable press outlets.
A totalitarian media zealot can be easily described as a faux journalist employed to "find the scoop", "breaking the story", "dig up the dirt", and "spread rumors" on high profile individuals in the entertainment industry.
The credibility and ethics of totalitarian media zealots is perpetually in question as they become even more intrusive, libelous, and blantantly shirk the rights to privacy of our favorite television, music, and movie stars.
Totalitarian media zealots are commonly known to amass large standing armies of paparazzi. Not to be confused with a "press photographer", paarazzi are ruthless paid mercenaries of totalitarian media zealots. TMZ paparazzi is dispatched to any location where a known celebrity is spotted and usually it is not a red carpet event. Personal privacy is habitually disregarded by a totalitarian media zealot paparazzo for the sake of achieving an impromptu photo or video of the celebrity.
Totalitarian media zealots are proving to be menace to American society as the demand for quick and easy access to celebrity "infotainment", "gossip", and "rumors" increases exponentially. The spread of zealous media totalitarianism is currently undermining the integrity of journalism as the unethical tactics utilized by TMZ are being adopted by reputable press outlets.
Known totalitarian media zealots:
www.perezhilton.com
www.tmz.com
tabloid magazines
The New York Post
www.eonline.com
Ryan Seacrest
cable news networks
www.perezhilton.com
www.tmz.com
tabloid magazines
The New York Post
www.eonline.com
Ryan Seacrest
cable news networks
by define me! March 21, 2009
Spreading across the thoroughfares and avenues of gentrified and campus America; like an ungodly plague, the fixie hipster is sullying the image of cycling.
In layman's terms a fixie hipster describes the average hipster riding atop a fixed gear bicycle often termed as a fixie. Although the heritage of fixed gear cycling dates to professional couriers, messengers, and track cycling. It is unclear how this style of cycling became popular with fixie hipsters. However, it is generally believed that owning a fixed gear bicycle has been labeled "trendy" within hipster culture.
In layman's terms a fixie hipster describes the average hipster riding atop a fixed gear bicycle often termed as a fixie. Although the heritage of fixed gear cycling dates to professional couriers, messengers, and track cycling. It is unclear how this style of cycling became popular with fixie hipsters. However, it is generally believed that owning a fixed gear bicycle has been labeled "trendy" within hipster culture.
Lars: So I spent 300 dollars to get matte white Aerospokes on my pastel green fixie. It also has matching tape wrapped around the handlebars. It's the only way to ride these days. It's great when going across campus. It beats rolling around on those passé free-wheelers.
Brett: Those are some nice decorations you got there Lars. What's the sprocket size on your bike?
Lars: umm 62....
Brett: Well, do you take it to the velodrome on the weekends? I bet that rig is pretty light. Real quick on the tracks!
Lars: uhh...I use it to go get a cappuccino.
Brett: Hey you might wanna put an additional braking mechanism on to decrease your braking distance. Don't wanna slam into things buddy.
Lars: Dude that'll destroy the minimalistic, bare bones aesthetic of my bike! It's a fixie bro! Besides I use my feet to brake for emergencies.
Brett: It's just for safety sake dude. Besides how the hell can you even ride a bike comfortably in those tight slacks and slip on shoes. God what a fixie hipster!
Brett: Those are some nice decorations you got there Lars. What's the sprocket size on your bike?
Lars: umm 62....
Brett: Well, do you take it to the velodrome on the weekends? I bet that rig is pretty light. Real quick on the tracks!
Lars: uhh...I use it to go get a cappuccino.
Brett: Hey you might wanna put an additional braking mechanism on to decrease your braking distance. Don't wanna slam into things buddy.
Lars: Dude that'll destroy the minimalistic, bare bones aesthetic of my bike! It's a fixie bro! Besides I use my feet to brake for emergencies.
Brett: It's just for safety sake dude. Besides how the hell can you even ride a bike comfortably in those tight slacks and slip on shoes. God what a fixie hipster!
by define me! May 1, 2009
A petroleum derived liquid mixture. Primarily used as fuel for the numerous explosions typically seen in films directed by Michael Bay.
Baysoline is a colorless volatile liquid among a series of movie-made aromatic hydrocarbons. Dangerously unstable and highly toxic, the combustion of baysoline is a extremely exothermic reaction. Perfect for Michael Bay directed movies, small amounts of baysoline produce large volumes of hot gas.
Baysoline is a colorless volatile liquid among a series of movie-made aromatic hydrocarbons. Dangerously unstable and highly toxic, the combustion of baysoline is a extremely exothermic reaction. Perfect for Michael Bay directed movies, small amounts of baysoline produce large volumes of hot gas.
Head Pyrotechnician: Careful unloading those barrels Drew! There's enough Baysoline on that truck to turn this set into a 90 minute display of epic Decepticon pwnage!
Drew: Jesus Christ! Why does Michael need all this fuel?
Head Pyrotechnician: Well when you're movies hardly have any relevant dialog or plausible storyline... Shoot you're gonna have to fill three-quarters of the film with perfectly shot explosion scenes.
Drew: Are we that Baysoline-dependent?
Head Pyrotechnician: I guess when Shia LeBeouf and Ben Affleck are you're lead actors... Then yes.
Michael Bay: QUIET ON SET! Camera?... Sound?
Clapperboard Operator: Jailbait Boobsplosion: Revenge of The Augmented, scene 24, take 3!
Michael Bay: aaaaaaaand ACTION!
Drew: Jesus Christ! Why does Michael need all this fuel?
Head Pyrotechnician: Well when you're movies hardly have any relevant dialog or plausible storyline... Shoot you're gonna have to fill three-quarters of the film with perfectly shot explosion scenes.
Drew: Are we that Baysoline-dependent?
Head Pyrotechnician: I guess when Shia LeBeouf and Ben Affleck are you're lead actors... Then yes.
Michael Bay: QUIET ON SET! Camera?... Sound?
Clapperboard Operator: Jailbait Boobsplosion: Revenge of The Augmented, scene 24, take 3!
Michael Bay: aaaaaaaand ACTION!
by define me! July 27, 2009