24 definitions by deepspace10
by deepspace10 February 4, 2011
y'ought'a is short for "you ought to"
Y'ought'a watch that video I told you about on YouTube.
A computer programmer is something y'ought'a be because it pays well.
A computer programmer is something y'ought'a be because it pays well.
by deepspace10 December 15, 2010
For example, one way to suffixify 'culinary' is 'culinarily': "Peppers are considered vegetables, culinarily speaking."
by deepspace10 July 31, 2022
give an edumucation to
My teacher said he'll edumucate me on how to use a computer.
Let's get a good edumucation.
I've been edumucated quite well.
Let's get a good edumucation.
I've been edumucated quite well.
by deepspace10 January 15, 2011
It's like Russian Roulette, except instead of putting the gun to your head each turn, you stick it up your rectum. Due to the potential of STD transfer, a fresh condom can be put on the gun each turn.
Mobster #1: You ever see two guys hate each other so much that they decide to solve their problems with a game of Russian Roulette?
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!
by deepspace10 July 1, 2019
A technique used by a man to pick up women to try and get laid, where the man asks woman after woman if she wants to go home with him until one of them says yes. He will usually get slapped a lot but it eventually works.
Example A:
Guy 1: I don't stand a chance at getting laid. These ladies here are too uptight.
Guy 2: Just try the scatter technique. You're guaranteed to succeed eventually.
Example B:
Guy 1: I tried the scatter technique and it worked on the eleventh woman. I got slapped by the first ten.
Guy 2: Was it worth it?
Guy 1: You betcha. It's always guaranteed to work.
Guy 1: I don't stand a chance at getting laid. These ladies here are too uptight.
Guy 2: Just try the scatter technique. You're guaranteed to succeed eventually.
Example B:
Guy 1: I tried the scatter technique and it worked on the eleventh woman. I got slapped by the first ten.
Guy 2: Was it worth it?
Guy 1: You betcha. It's always guaranteed to work.
by deepspace10 December 14, 2012
Can mean one of two things:
1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo
1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo
For definition 1: "I'm whacking off right now.", "Your sister whacked me off last night."
For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."
For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."
by deepspace10 November 21, 2011