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po tard

a derognative term for the police.
police+retard.
because they will enforce any retarded law they tell them to.
if they told them to be on the lookout for runaway slaves they would.
by Deep blue 2012 August 29, 2009
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Dry hump her good night

Where a guy usually in the porn scene movement or the porn hippie movement instead of kissing a woman good night after a date will dry hump her good night. usually both the man and the woman are in one or both of those movements.
by Deep blue 2012 April 13, 2010
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Dickless

A character in a joke.
They called him dickless because he didn't have a dick.
One time he heard that this woman after her husband left for work would go get a pickle and put it in a knothole in the floor and fuck with it.
So he paints his dick green and climbs under the house and sticks his dick up through that knothole in the floor. The woman thinks his dick is a pickle and starts fucking with it. He was having a good time till her husband comes back from work early and pulls into the driveway.
She tries to get it out of the knothole but can't do it.
So she kicks the pickle under the bed.
Did you hear the one about dickless.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009
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Islamshitzation

The process of different parts of the world becoming Islamic. And therefore going to shit. In other words being taken back to the 16th centurd. Where women can't vote or go to school. And where they will chop off your hand for steeling a hubcap.
Refers to the fact that Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world.
Someone has got to stop Islamshitzation.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009
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Cop no go zone

A place that is so dangerous the police won't even go there.There are some places in Mexico that are so bad tthe police won't even go there.
by Deep blue 2012 January 22, 2010
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Lap dance option dad

A father that offers his daughter the option of a lap dance.
Father: What you did was wrong and I'm going to have to spank you unless you give daddy a lap dance.
And that is an example of a lap dance option dad.
by Deep blue 2012 November 17, 2009
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pop porn

by Deep blue 2012 October 9, 2009
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