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A church full of fundamentalist retards brainwashed by Fred Phelps. They think that homosexuals are a disgrace to mankind, thus coming up with their bullshit slogan "God Hates Fags". They actually picketed and spoke this bullshit at the funerals of select U.S. troops that fought in the Iraq War, and they also picketed at Matthew Shepard's funeral. They also believe that 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, and the Asian tsunamis were "a blessing from God". They spit and wipe their asses on the Bible, abusing its real meaning. This is a cult so fucked up that not even someone with even a tiny bit of sanity would dare join.
Westboro Baptist Church is a nightmare for the sane, leftist people of America.
by deathgrind > you August 29, 2007
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An obese police officer that does a lousy job at protecting the town of Springfield.
Chief Wiggum: "Fat Tony is the cancer, and I am the...what cures cancer?"
by deathgrind > you August 28, 2007
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A black activist that shares their ideas by taking action, mostly on their distaste for the white man. A blactivist MUST be of African descent.

Synonyms: Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, nigger
I'd start a group to defend the white person, but I'm afraid a blactivist will rat me out and get me arrested.
by deathgrind > you August 8, 2007
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A talking piece of poo that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to children that eat plenty of fiber. He will only appear to the people that believe in him.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!
by deathgrind > you October 16, 2007
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A blind person that hates his own race of people.

He was raised at the Wexler Home of the Blind, where he was the only negro that lived there, so he was told that he was white. He grew up to be an author of six books about his distaste to non-Caucasian man; four of those books were published. Never seen in public because he hasn't left his property in years, until one day, he went to a book signing in town, and when he was asked to show his face, he shocked his audience with his black skin. Bigsby accepted the fact that he is black, but divorced his wife Prudence because she was a "nigger lover".
Some famous Clayton Bigsby quotes:
"We're winning the war against Al-Qaeda, but we're losing the war against Al Sharpton!"
"I am in no way, shape or form involved in any niggerdom!"
"Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly ching-chang-chong talk! We can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!"
by deathgrind > you September 11, 2007
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Another word for assistants, helpers, etc.

Shouldn't be used in public speaking, as it can confuse people with AIDS.
When Jared Fogle told everyone that he used aides to help him lose all of that weight, along with making a program to give aides to everyone, he was sentenced to execution.
by deathgrind > you December 17, 2007
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