20 definitions by deathgrind > you
A pathetic attempt by Fred Durst to revitalize grunge used around late 2001-early 2002. The band had very little potential and just wrote carbon copy radio friendly material. Nirvana is obviously their biggest influence. Apparantely, they only had like two hit songs, "Blurry" and "She Hates Me", and their 2003 album "Life In Display" was ignored and nobody gave a shit about it.
by deathgrind > you November 5, 2006
A fat, unfunny fraud. The majority of his jokes are just rehashes of Mexican jokes and anything dealing with that. The only difference is that Carlos has to emphasize everything and do this retarded "Dee Dee Dee" dance. Not to mention that he doesn't have a bit of Mexican in his blood. He's half Honduran, half German. Also, his real name is Ned Holness. He just used the Carlos Mencia alias to make him seem Mexican. In 2005, his sketch comedy TV show called "Mind of Mencia" hit Comedy Central, and it fails at making even the laughing type chuckle. Hopefully Comedy Central will wake the fuck up and realize that Ned Holness, I mean, Carlos Menstealia, fuck, I mean, Carlos Mencia is not funny.
Carlos Mencia should be revoked of his career, and all of his merchandise should be lowered into a volcanic crater.
by deathgrind > you September 8, 2007
A talentless country singer famous for that "Achy Breaky Heart" song. Used to grow one of the biggest mullets to prove how much of a lowlife he is. Recently wrote a song called "I Want My Mullet Back" as well!
Nowadays he's best known for being the father of the equally talentless Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Hannah Montana.
Nowadays he's best known for being the father of the equally talentless Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Hannah Montana.
I've finally got my own TV show coming out as a replacement show this fall...It's a half-hour weekly show that I will be hosting, entitled "Let's Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus"
-Bill Hicks
-Bill Hicks
by deathgrind > you May 4, 2008
A file-sharing program that has a shitty search engine, and the files are usually mistagged, especially files that are rare or just leaked. Almost anything you type will bring up low-grade porn.
Person 1: "Hey, I just downloaded The Simpsons Movie on my laptop with Limewire. Wanna watch?"
Person 2: "I'd rather not, that's probably a mistagged file that's taking up a bunch of space on your hard drive."
Person 1: "Whatever. Your loss".
(opens movie up just to see a gay sex video)
Person 1: "AGGHH!! My eyes!! Fuck you Lamewire!!"
Person 2: "I'd rather not, that's probably a mistagged file that's taking up a bunch of space on your hard drive."
Person 1: "Whatever. Your loss".
(opens movie up just to see a gay sex video)
Person 1: "AGGHH!! My eyes!! Fuck you Lamewire!!"
by deathgrind > you August 26, 2007
1. Someone that sells diamonds.
2. Derogatory term for a Jewish person. Made famous by the so-called Reverend and bigot Al Sharpton during the Crown Heights Riot of 1991.
2. Derogatory term for a Jewish person. Made famous by the so-called Reverend and bigot Al Sharpton during the Crown Heights Riot of 1991.
1. That diamond merchant ripped me off good.
2. Al: "Sorry, but we don't have room for the diamond merchant."
Jesse: "Yes we do, just stick him in the ashtray!"
2. Al: "Sorry, but we don't have room for the diamond merchant."
Jesse: "Yes we do, just stick him in the ashtray!"
by deathgrind > you October 20, 2007
A so-called sport in which the most physical activity involved is turning the steering wheel left for four hours. That's all there is to it, no skill whatsoever. And if the driver turns right, a crash occurs.
Highly favored by the lower class redneck person, who would rather spend his tax return on getting into the Daytona 500 and watching rednecks drive their billboard-cover cars in an oval than buy some decent clothing for his/her family.
Highly favored by the lower class redneck person, who would rather spend his tax return on getting into the Daytona 500 and watching rednecks drive their billboard-cover cars in an oval than buy some decent clothing for his/her family.
by deathgrind > you December 5, 2007
A church full of fundamentalist retards brainwashed by Fred Phelps. They think that homosexuals are a disgrace to mankind, thus coming up with their bullshit slogan "God Hates Fags". They actually picketed and spoke this bullshit at the funerals of select U.S. troops that fought in the Iraq War, and they also picketed at Matthew Shepard's funeral. They also believe that 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, and the Asian tsunamis were "a blessing from God". They spit and wipe their asses on the Bible, abusing its real meaning. This is a cult so fucked up that not even someone with even a tiny bit of sanity would dare join.
by deathgrind > you August 29, 2007