11 definitions by deathcop4000

Roll the seaweed

A phrase used by ghetto junkies usually when they need a break to consume some cocaine by rolling a paper and snorting it.

Gareth: Ayo bruv das some lit ass shit you sayin.
Nick: Ye ye das some good stuff I know holmes. Ayo listen Imma go and roll the seaweed you dig?
Gareth: Gotchu lil bro, go pleasure your self

by deathcop4000 June 5, 2018

n't

A suffix. One that is used to make a denial much more appealing.

Roman: Cousin! Do you want to go out bowling?
Niko: Yesn't.
Roman: Don't bullshit me Niko with those n't, you can say no!

by deathcop4000 June 7, 2018

Yes

The word of choice when you prefer both of the choices given to you when you are asked to make decisions.

Man: When you get mood swings do you want personal space or attention?
Woman: Yes/.

by deathcop4000 June 7, 2018

Cambridge Dictionary

The dictionary used by the most idiotic people. Also known as the antonym of Urban Dictionary

guy1: yo bruh, memorized the entire cambridge dictionary
guy2: fuckin' unintellectuals

by deathcop4000 March 28, 2018

take mans twix by force

When you are armed with a gun and you perform a intimidate daylight robbery.

Guy1: Woah dude, did you buy all these yourself from costco?
Guy2: Nah, I tried to take mans twix by force and they gave it for free.

by deathcop4000 March 28, 2018

intimidate daylight robbery

Point your 9mm accurately at the cashier with a serious fact not wearing a mask and maintain awkward contact that they give you the money without hesitation.

Robber1: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? WHY DID YOU TAKE YOUR MASK OUT? NATIONAL GUARD'S GONNA BE ON US!
Robber2: That was a intimidate daylight robbery, you lazy fuck.

by deathcop4000 March 28, 2018

Janitor

A nickname given by (mostly oneself) others to a person who is professional in a particular game or sport.

Niko:So, Roman, why are these loan sharks after a fat slob of shit?
Roman:Cousin, they don't call me a fat slob of shit, they call me the Janitor and that is why they are after me, cousin.
Niko:And why is that?
Roman:Because I clean up(Awkward Laughter), get it? Janitor? Clean up the game? No?

by deathcop4000 June 5, 2018