davo's definitions

poor

vague word to describe anything or anyone that is mediocre to the n-th degree.
varied uses of the term include "very poor", "so poor", "fucking poor" etc.
Can be combined with other languages and with incorrect grammar.

"You are poor."
"He be poor."
"Je suis poor."
"How poor? SO POOR"

by Davo July 5, 2004

penis fly trap

A description of a toilet that has a lid that won't allow you to stand up and urinate because the lid keeps falling down, resulting in mess, annoyance, and possible dry-cleaning bills.

I just got caught by the penis fly trap upstairs; there's mess everywhere! It got my new jeans!

by Davo May 13, 2005

pwot

1) pointlesswasteoftime.com => a site that sinks the gullible
2) kick-ass humour site for the ones that GET IT.

to the incredibly stupid, thick, and dull-witted: "IT'S SATIRE! YOU CANNOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY! GODDAMN!"

by Davo July 5, 2004

I3 playoff II's

The worst pair of shoes ever created. (They fold at the arch of the foot! My friend almost busted his foot in one!)

1. For travel conveniences, I wore my VC III's and folded my I3 Playoff II's into the trunk.

2. That company folded like the I3 Playoff II's...

by Davo March 27, 2004

Sidey

Abbreviation of 'Sidewinder'
1. In tenpin bowling, a gutter ball.
2. A person who is well-known for often sending down such gutter balls.
(Also: Sidewinder, Winder)

Gokkie: "Oh no Sidey, another Winder"
Sidey: "Oooooh, f**k you Garrath!"

by Davo October 13, 2003

eporleate

The act of eporleum.

He eporleated and eporleated til he no longer had the balls to continue.

by Davo March 26, 2004

Sidewinder

1. In tenpin bowling, a gutter ball.
2. A person who is well-known for often sending down such gutter balls.
(Also: Sidey, Winder)

Oh no, Sidey's sent down another Winder.

by Davo October 13, 2003