davo's definitions

I3 playoff II's

The worst pair of shoes ever created. (They fold at the arch of the foot! My friend almost busted his foot in one!)

1. For travel conveniences, I wore my VC III's and folded my I3 Playoff II's into the trunk.

2. That company folded like the I3 Playoff II's...

by Davo March 27, 2004

poor

vague word to describe anything or anyone that is mediocre to the n-th degree.
varied uses of the term include "very poor", "so poor", "fucking poor" etc.
Can be combined with other languages and with incorrect grammar.

"You are poor."
"He be poor."
"Je suis poor."
"How poor? SO POOR"

by Davo July 5, 2004

penis fly trap

A description of a toilet that has a lid that won't allow you to stand up and urinate because the lid keeps falling down, resulting in mess, annoyance, and possible dry-cleaning bills.

I just got caught by the penis fly trap upstairs; there's mess everywhere! It got my new jeans!

by Davo May 13, 2005

BROTAM

(bro-tam) noun; An official notice to other bros of a bro's relationship status(or more likely, relationships) whose purpose is to avoid awkward , embarrassing and potentially expensive unauthorized release of need to know information to the bro's significant other(s)

Hey bro, did you get the BROTAM about Dave's side hide being in town?

by Davo April 6, 2017

pwot

1) pointlesswasteoftime.com => a site that sinks the gullible
2) kick-ass humour site for the ones that GET IT.

to the incredibly stupid, thick, and dull-witted: "IT'S SATIRE! YOU CANNOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY! GODDAMN!"

by Davo July 5, 2004

Sidey

Abbreviation of 'Sidewinder'
1. In tenpin bowling, a gutter ball.
2. A person who is well-known for often sending down such gutter balls.
(Also: Sidewinder, Winder)

Gokkie: "Oh no Sidey, another Winder"
Sidey: "Oooooh, f**k you Garrath!"

by Davo October 13, 2003

silicate

Used as a verb. To strike someone with a glass or bottle. Ie, to glass someone.

Just as he was about to throw a chair, Sidewinder was silicated.

by Davo October 13, 2003