davo's definitions

chutney

1. Adj. Complete and utter.

2. Idiot, dick.

1. I don't like him much. He strikes me as a chutney fool.

2. What a chutney!

by Davo March 3, 2004

I3 playoff II's

The worst pair of shoes ever created. (They fold at the arch of the foot! My friend almost busted his foot in one!)

1. For travel conveniences, I wore my VC III's and folded my I3 Playoff II's into the trunk.

2. That company folded like the I3 Playoff II's...

by Davo March 27, 2004

penis fly trap

A description of a toilet that has a lid that won't allow you to stand up and urinate because the lid keeps falling down, resulting in mess, annoyance, and possible dry-cleaning bills.

I just got caught by the penis fly trap upstairs; there's mess everywhere! It got my new jeans!

by Davo May 13, 2005

poor

vague word to describe anything or anyone that is mediocre to the n-th degree.
varied uses of the term include "very poor", "so poor", "fucking poor" etc.
Can be combined with other languages and with incorrect grammar.

"You are poor."
"He be poor."
"Je suis poor."
"How poor? SO POOR"

by Davo July 5, 2004

moostaka

A pierced clitoris

She got a moostaka yesterday!

by Davo June 10, 2004

Beef

when gays fuck, i.e. poo jam, or pound thier lightsabers in the stank cave

them gays keep beefin it up

by davo January 11, 2005

hockle

North East dialect for spit, saliva

The pavement was covered in hockle

by Davo February 16, 2003