davo's definitions

cathedrate

Verb. To throw a chair (at someone).

In his more atrabilious moods, Sidewinder would attempt to cathedrate those around him.

by Davo October 13, 2003

moostaka

A pierced clitoris

She got a moostaka yesterday!

by Davo June 10, 2004

yea

1. Yes
2. Song title (when one has no brains to come up with another one)
3. A reply used at someone when they say something REALLY stupid in order to show them you do not give a rat's ass.

1. Yea
2. YEA! YEA! YEA! YEA!
3. Idiot: Do you prefer these shoes or these shoes?
Guy: ... Yea.

by Davo March 26, 2004

UCLA

Cal State I Fucked Your Mom

Cal State I Fucked Your Mom (UCLA as it is commonly known) has over 30,000 clowns currently working toward PhDs.

by Davo April 26, 2005

eporleum

A sport invented in 2003 involving the gonads of the male sex, where he (e.g. the jackass) must reciprocate his balls up and down the rough bark of a tree (pref. maple).
If the man loses (as in, his balls fall off), then he must seek emergency treatment and possibly a sex change.

Once the man went to the woods to eporleate, he never returned to sanity.

by Davo March 26, 2004

choke strap

1. A jock strap that is too tight to be allowed.

2. A jock strap that traces its origins to the numbchucks as street brawl weapons

1. The man's choke strap turned damp and scarlet after much strenuous exercise.

2. There were 3 guys in an alley way. One guy had a gun. One guy had a knife. They got their asses kicked by the guy with the choke strap.

by Davo April 9, 2004

chutney

1. Adj. Complete and utter.

2. Idiot, dick.

1. I don't like him much. He strikes me as a chutney fool.

2. What a chutney!

by Davo March 3, 2004