david richardson's definitions

cable television

Telewest cable TV is better than sky

Telewest cable television is cheaper than sky so get stuffed with your leopard skin vans

by David Richardson March 1, 2005

tories

the most pointless party in the uk

people like cooper or paterson

by David Richardson March 29, 2005

daily express

the opposite of the voice of reason

nuff said. the sun rules

by David Richardson March 29, 2005

space cadet

a farmar who drives a tractor faster than 10 mph

the exhileration produced from speeds can be very addictive. This speed demon for example is pushing his vehicle to its limits reaching speeds in excess of 18 miles per hour.

He may call it great fun but to the Highland patrol team its wreckless and dangerous.

A £25 fine and 3 points on his license soon brought this space cadet back to earth

by David Richardson April 5, 2005

Tories

1.The worst political party in the UK.Sorry, make that the world

2.Nasty People who act like the political party

1.Them Tories better not win the election this year

2.See Cooper or Condie

by David Richardson May 13, 2005

labour

the political party who don't deserve your vote

don't vote labour. Vote SNP

by David Richardson April 6, 2005

sky

a crappier and more expensive way to get TV.

Telewest is better than Sky

by David Richardson March 1, 2005