1 definition by davefuck

1. put your hands out like you're about to fly
2. bend your elbows
3. flatten your palms
4. drag your knees and toes across the floor at the same time
5. gather really unnecessary laughs
6. suck my fat ass dick
"dude, he's doing the rapist goose like... uh... fucking tim russert."
by davefuck January 17, 2010
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