1129 definitions by dave

corck

One of a mental disability.

The corck tripped and fell down the stairs, resulting in more brain damage.

by dave April 26, 2003

Skinned

When someone with an uncircumcised penis pulls their forsekin and rubs it on someone. Putting your foreskin on someone.

Oh fuck! Alex just skinned me.Fucking carrots

by dave April 29, 2003

seroius

Used mostly by aisand in britain, after telling the manything what so ever.

actually pronounced in a high pitched voice 'seeerious'?

Dave - i got a drink for £4
Adeel - SERIOUS???

by dave November 9, 2003

huar

Andrew Dice Clay's pronunciation of "whore".

"Awright hope you had a wonderful time. Bye now....huar..."
-Andrew Dice Clay, The Day The Laughter Died

by dave March 25, 2004

Flaming Lips

*A kick-ass band.

*A women having PMS.

*Burning lips.

"What? They call the labias lips."
-me

by dave October 19, 2004

pasting

the act of slapping sum1 while recently ejaculated cum is on ur hand

i pasted ur mother last night.

by dave May 16, 2003

CMC

Central Military Commission

The power behind the Chinese military. They do all the planning and shit.

"General Kong Feirong is the chairman of the CMC."
-Colonel Lambert, Splinter Cell

by dave April 16, 2004