Definitions by datrop

assholeatoeliosis 

when a persons bowels reverse positioning to accommodate for all the shit they talk.

she lied so much that she contracted a severe case of assholeatoeliosis

assholeatoeliosis by datrop December 17, 2016

swoanking 

swimming, floating and drinking at one time. Due to nerve damage in my left upper limb I can only swim if I have a flotation device under my upper portion. since my right limb is fine, I use it to hold my drink.

I got a sunburn while swoanking in the back yard.

swoanking by datrop August 9, 2013

Bendentation 

The other side of a bendable body part (ex: elbow/knee) which does in fact have a real name but most do not know what it is.

getting a bug bite on your bendentation can be very irritating when doing a lot of walking.

Bendentation by datrop November 20, 2012