dassh's definitions

feminazi

People who end up making all feminists look bad. A feminazi is typically a massive bull dyke who doesn't shave her legs or wear a bra. Feminazis believe that all heterosexual sex is rape and that men are responsible for everything bad in the world. Since most girls don't want anything to do with these types of people, some of them end up becoming self-hating anorexic sluts just to avoid being associated with feminism. Thus, feminazis cause more harm to young girls than good by creating a negative and hateful image of feminism.

Valerie Solanas (who shot Andy Worhol and wrote "The Scum Manifesto") is your archetype feminazi.

by Dassh February 8, 2007

nonconformist

An oxymoron since people who try to be nonconformists tend to conform to a "guideline" of nonconformity. As you can see, this makes no sense whatsoever.

That nonconformist bought some trendy studded pants from Hot Topic and a bunch of buttons which he pinned to his bookbag, thus causing him to look and dress just like a hundred-thousand other nonconformists.

by Dassh February 8, 2007

misogynist

A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.

Bobby is a misogynist because he calls first-year students "freshmen" instead of "freshpersons".

by Dassh February 8, 2007

mailinator

An instant, anti-spam e-mail service used when someone doesn't want to give out their real e-mail address or wants to avoid bulk e-mail spam.

www.mailinator.com

Mailinator is the preferred e-mail service when submitting definitions to urbandictionary.com.

by Dassh February 8, 2007

freshman

The now politically-incorrect term for a first year student.

My college refers to freshmen as "first year students" but still uses sophomore, junior and senior. One of my professors listed it as "freshperson" on a survey. I have also seen "freshman/woman" used as well.

by Dassh August 26, 2004

I've fallen and I can't get up

A really annoying catchphrase from the late 80's/early 90's that originated from a commercial for a paramedical emergency radio for the elderly. During the commercial, and old lady falls off her walker and in the most pathetic tone of voice possible, utters this phrase into the advertised device.

Before everyone and their mom was screaming "I'm Rick James, bitch" they were screaming "I've fallen and I can't get up" in a sad attempt to be funny and witty.

by Dassh September 8, 2004

unilateral

1. When a country does something on its own that affects the entire world with no help or support from any other country, such as go to war.

2. When America does something on its own that affects the entire world with the help and support of Afghanistan, Albania, Australia, Azerbaijan, Bulgaria, Colombia, the Czech Republic, Denmark, El Salvador, Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia, Georgia, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Japan, South Korea, Latvia, Lithuania, Macedonia, the Netherlands, Nicaragua, the Philippines, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, Spain, Turkey, United Kingdom, Uzbekistan, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, Honduras, Kuwait, Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Mongolia, Palau, Portugal, Rwanda, Singapore, Solomon Islands, and Uganda, such as go to war.

Does that look very unilateral to you? If it does, then you might be brainwashed.

by Dassh February 8, 2007