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n00b

An individual that plays a particular multiplayer game less than 15 hours a day, thus causing him/her to be less skilled at that game than the person calling him/her a n00b. N00bs are usually classified as having a job, an active social life, and possibly a lover. These things are reviled in the "gamer" community, which means that n00bs are hated with a passion in thier circles. The term is usually used in Counterstrike servers and Battle.net, where many mouthbreathing "elite gamers" and internet tough-guys can be found.
Normal player: hey, how do I beat (x) if I'm using (y)?
"Elite" gamer: lololol ur a n00b u suk lolol pwned get sum skilz nub fag
Normal player: Uhhh....what?
by Dassh May 13, 2004
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socialist

A selfish, lazy and uneducated individual who believes the governmemt should help them at the expense of ambitious and sucessful people. Usually will claim to want to help all the poor, downtrodden people, but is in reality only interested in his/her self-interest, just like absolutely all people.
If someone you know claims to be a socialist, then do the right thing and help them enroll in a basic macro-economics course.
by Dassh February 8, 2007
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unilateral

1. When a country does something on its own that affects the entire world with no help or support from any other country, such as go to war.

2. When America does something on its own that affects the entire world with the help and support of Afghanistan, Albania, Australia, Azerbaijan, Bulgaria, Colombia, the Czech Republic, Denmark, El Salvador, Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia, Georgia, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Japan, South Korea, Latvia, Lithuania, Macedonia, the Netherlands, Nicaragua, the Philippines, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, Spain, Turkey, United Kingdom, Uzbekistan, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, Honduras, Kuwait, Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Mongolia, Palau, Portugal, Rwanda, Singapore, Solomon Islands, and Uganda, such as go to war.
Does that look very unilateral to you? If it does, then you might be brainwashed.
by Dassh February 8, 2007
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rediculous

The alarmingly common misspelling of ridiculous.
Joe: This game is rediculous!

Bob: Your spelling is ridiculous.
by Dassh July 25, 2004
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I've fallen and I can't get up

A really annoying catchphrase from the late 80's/early 90's that originated from a commercial for a paramedical emergency radio for the elderly. During the commercial, and old lady falls off her walker and in the most pathetic tone of voice possible, utters this phrase into the advertised device.
Before everyone and their mom was screaming "I'm Rick James, bitch" they were screaming "I've fallen and I can't get up" in a sad attempt to be funny and witty.
by Dassh September 8, 2004
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reign of terror

The later period during the French Revolution where Robespierre and his disciplinary committee sent most of the remaining loyalists of the king to the guillotine, along with some middle-class folks who were considered suspicious.
Apparently also a term used by some clown to take cheap shots at the Bush administration. LOL BUSH SUX D00000D!
by Dassh February 8, 2007
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two-termer

A US president who has been elected twice and has served for 8 years, the maximum amount of years a president can serve.
Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush are common examples of two-termers.
by Dassh February 8, 2007
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