darth ridley's definitions

dude that's just wrong

My friend, what you have just said is very strange and disturbing, in a bad way. I think you may require psychiatric help.

Bob: Everyone describe their ultimate sexual fantasy!
Fred: I want to be fucked by two dickgirls.
Sean: I wanna shag a dog.
Bob: Threesome with Victoria Beckham and Cher
Sean: Dude that's just wrong.

by Darth Ridley November 1, 2006

pseudo-anime

A TV show or movie which is done in anime style, but is not Japanese. Some consider Korean shows done in anime style to be proper anime, others consider it pseudo-anime.

Teen Titans is a pseudo-anime cartoon

by Darth Ridley June 24, 2007

carbo-loading

Eating a high-carbohydrate meal the evening before participating in a sports event in order to have lots of energy on the day.

All right lads, the big race is tomorrow, so I want carbo-loading at your dinner tables. That means lots of pasta, rice, and potatoes.

by Darth Ridley November 12, 2006

turf

A fossil fuel obtained from a bog. Sometimes called peat. Slow burning, but gives decent heat.

Throw another sod of turf on the fire.

by Darth Ridley November 7, 2006

engineer rush

In the Command and Conquer games, the engineer unit has the ability to capture enemy buildings and place hem under your control.

An engineer rush is a battle tactic where you send a fuckload of engineers into an enemy base and try to capture useful or expensive buildings.

I got his construction yard and weapon factory with an engineer rush. The rest was easy.

by Darth Ridley February 19, 2007

stans

Those countries whose names end in 'stan,' including Afghanistan, Kazhakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Pakistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and probably some others I've forgotten about.

Now let's see what the weather is like in the stans.

by Darth Ridley January 26, 2007

full irish breakfast

Syonymous with fry-up. A meal extremely high in fat, generally eaten as a special indulgence. Invented by overworked Irish farmers, who needed to clog their arteries so that they could die early and get some rest.

Consists of sausages, rashers, eggs, haggis-like pudding, mushrooms, toast, and sometimes beans. Rowers on the way to a regatta or head in the early morning often buy rolls filled with the full Irish to stave off hunger pangs which result from waking up at 5am.

The English stole it and added fried bread. this disgusting mutant is termed the full English breakfast, and should not be confused with the real thing.

Should also not be confused with an Irish breakfast, which is oysters and Guinness.

While you're in Ireland, why not try a full Irish breakfast?

by Darth Ridley November 4, 2006