darren o'donnell's definitions

spamaniac

(noun)

An individual or organization who continues to send you multiple emails even after you've asked to be removed from their list.

Any individual or organization who sends more than two emails about their upcoming event.

I used to be Facebook friends with Chuck but he's such a fucking spamaniac I had to delete him.

by Darren O'Donnell June 19, 2008

beaugliful

Having qualities that both delight and repulse the senses. Usually used to describe a person who is both very attractive and very hideous at the very same time.

Christopher Walken is beaugliful. Paula Jones, the woman who sued Bill Clinton, is beaugliful. Beaugliful, like any aesthetic assesment, is in the eyes of the beholder.

by Darren O'Donnell May 21, 2006

Shovel-Ready

A state of readiness, needing only a shift in resources - monetary, emotional, psychological - in ones favor.

I'm shovel-ready for a relationship with Betty, if only she knew I existed.

by Darren O'Donnell January 28, 2009

Alarm Cock

A full bladder that tends to wake you up in morning.

My alarm cock woke me up at 5 this morning; maybe I should get my prostate checked.

by Darren O'Donnell October 11, 2008

Tobaccdraft

(noun) The smoke that drifts into buildings from the cigarette addicts who stand just outside, hauling on their butts.

I was trying to eat my banana bread at the Common Cafe, when the tobaccdraft killed my appetite.

by Darren O'Donnell June 19, 2008

procrasturbation

n. to avoid work by masturbating.

I didn't feel like working on my novel so, instead, i just lay around procrasturbating.

by darren o'donnell July 17, 2004

douchebait

A comment, status update or tweet designed to illicit idiotic responses.

Almost any mention of politics is great douchebait. Take a firm position and watch the feeding frenzy.

I criticized some parents for using their child's image as a profile pic on Facebook and it proved to be a perfect piece of douchebait.

by Darren O'Donnell May 2, 2011